tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post113971463313833830..comments2024-02-12T09:07:37.691-06:00Comments on I am doing the best I can: Karma's a BitchDawnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12920042208198309201noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-1139866786528485642006-02-13T15:39:00.000-06:002006-02-13T15:39:00.000-06:00"I think I actually felt my boobs return to their ..."I think I actually felt my boobs return to their pre-child perkiness while engaged in this adult behavior."<BR/><BR/>I almost spit out my drink when I read that. Too funny.Willhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11828593974447279750noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-1139858201813687412006-02-13T13:16:00.000-06:002006-02-13T13:16:00.000-06:00OH NOOOO, I am dying laughing. The vomit in the c...OH NOOOO, I am dying laughing. The vomit in the cupped hands, though, that was too much. Blehhh.halloweenloverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05226515861332754382noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-1139853980269230992006-02-13T12:06:00.000-06:002006-02-13T12:06:00.000-06:00Let's kick Karma's ass, she's always kicking ours!...Let's kick Karma's ass, she's always kicking ours!!!<BR/>Have you patented the vomitorium? I'll probably buy some, because Karma will kick our asses if we don't get one in our house. :DDianahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13754249936855622982noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-1139845866764938722006-02-13T09:51:00.000-06:002006-02-13T09:51:00.000-06:00Did I mention that I also got my period that morni...Did I mention that I also got my period that morning?Dawnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12920042208198309201noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-1139838969086899212006-02-13T07:56:00.000-06:002006-02-13T07:56:00.000-06:00tb sounds like the perfect roommate! Sounds like s...tb sounds like the perfect roommate! Sounds like so much fun.<BR/><BR/>Hey, did you know that Merlot is the secret ingredient in my spaghetti sauce?<BR/><BR/>Hope it wasn't anything serious with Emily and that she's feeling better.Table4Fivehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11005614880781276243noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-1139786156339191182006-02-12T17:15:00.000-06:002006-02-12T17:15:00.000-06:00the puking means it's working.or if you hadn't, yo...the puking means it's working.<BR/><BR/>or if you hadn't, you *could* say that the terrorists win.<BR/><BR/>either way, well done.<BR/><BR/>(and welcome to my world).<BR/><BR/>Signed, <BR/>The Puker.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-1139781668871134422006-02-12T16:01:00.000-06:002006-02-12T16:01:00.000-06:00I started alternating between laughing and snortin...I started alternating between laughing and snorting here:<BR/><BR/><I>"I think I actually felt my boobs return to their pre-child perkiness while engaged in this adult behavior."</I><BR/><BR/>...and I didn't stop 'till just now.<BR/><BR/>Um, I mean...(((hugs)))mamatuliphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02692442843330582571noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-1139780368199216842006-02-12T15:39:00.000-06:002006-02-12T15:39:00.000-06:00I'd say this is the Gods speaking, urging you to j...I'd say this is the Gods speaking, urging you to jump on this amazing opportunity to invent the Portable Vomitorium.<BR/><BR/>Just think, can be used by drunk adults and flu-ridden children alike, and folds into a neat little purse-pack.<BR/><BR/>I'll take ten.sweatpantsmomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02501471972355692992noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-1139779184034394762006-02-12T15:19:00.000-06:002006-02-12T15:19:00.000-06:00Oooooh!Merlot yer the devil, yer leadin' me astray...Oooooh!<BR/>Merlot yer the devil, yer leadin' me astray!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-1139777465759244372006-02-12T14:51:00.000-06:002006-02-12T14:51:00.000-06:00Right on, Madge--totally right theory. Sorry abou...Right on, Madge--totally right theory. Sorry about Emily being sick, and hope she's feeling better. And you didn't barf as a result? Impressive!Sugarmamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04425625624997484305noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-1139756497384961252006-02-12T09:01:00.000-06:002006-02-12T09:01:00.000-06:00Yep. I have to agree. That is bad karma and I'm su...Yep. I have to agree. That is bad karma and I'm sure it's bound to happen to me. Sounds like you had fun - and I love the perky boob analogy! LOL...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-1139756013590007422006-02-12T08:53:00.000-06:002006-02-12T08:53:00.000-06:00Oh wow. Just wow. That sounds like my sister's cor...Oh wow. Just wow. That sounds like my sister's correlative theory between the number of drinks you have with the number of times your baby is bound to wake up in the middle of the night.<BR/><BR/>I'll offer a similar cure to TB's: Drop an Alka-Seltzer Cold & Flu into a bottle of Gatorade (I likey the Riptide Rush flavor). Drink FAST.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-1139755202992588652006-02-12T08:40:00.000-06:002006-02-12T08:40:00.000-06:00Maybe (yeah right) I screwed up in not hooking up ...Maybe (yeah right) I screwed up in not hooking up with Patrick, who is as he told me "happily married" and "not lookingto cross any lines"<BR/><BR/>I have news for him, if you are trying to pick up a married woman in a bar you are not that happily married!<BR/><BR/>And personally I don't see anything wrong with that picture of the badn, that's what they looked like!Cindylouhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14049637394775484041noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-1139750794444494382006-02-12T07:26:00.000-06:002006-02-12T07:26:00.000-06:00LOL! Like Julie, I'm not laughing AT you -- just ...LOL! Like Julie, I'm not laughing AT you -- just laughing NEAR you. <BR/><BR/>That Mom role just comes to take over your life at the most inopportune times. Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't trade my kids for anything -- but wouldn't it be nice for once to wallow in the hangover? ;-)<BR/><BR/>That Karma, such a trickster...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-1139719697682853792006-02-11T22:48:00.000-06:002006-02-11T22:48:00.000-06:00I swear I'm not laughing AT you. I'm just laughin...I swear I'm not laughing AT you. I'm just laughing NEAR you.<BR/><BR/>The picture, the stream of Merlot, the shower incident. And poor Emily.<BR/><BR/>I do suppose that I ought to throw some sympathy Terrance's way too, as he had to handle the two of you. But perhaps this is just Karma's way of addressing the whole ball icing business.Julie Marshhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05386446012443269817noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-1139719305310003202006-02-11T22:41:00.000-06:002006-02-11T22:41:00.000-06:00Oh my god, yes.If this happens to you at BlogHer I...Oh my god, yes.If this happens to you at BlogHer I will put you gently in the bathroom with your face pressed up against the cool tile on the bathroom floor, with a towel to keep you warm, of course. Then I will make you drink Pedialyte which is a sure-fire drunken/hangover cure. It will make you feel right as rain and live to drink the Merlot another day.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com