tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post114001551110085035..comments2024-02-12T09:07:37.691-06:00Comments on I am doing the best I can: The Best Imitation of MyselfDawnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12920042208198309201noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-1140155633465828162006-02-16T23:53:00.000-06:002006-02-16T23:53:00.000-06:00Duly noted. :-)Duly noted. :-)Lisahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08527762200993175239noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-1140062585711246712006-02-15T22:03:00.000-06:002006-02-15T22:03:00.000-06:00More valuable info to tuck in the back of my mind,...More valuable info to tuck in the back of my mind, so I can forget it when I really need it...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-1140044132265632642006-02-15T16:55:00.000-06:002006-02-15T16:55:00.000-06:00Well, at least I haven't nipped off the tip of Tac...Well, at least I haven't nipped off the tip of Tacy's thumb. Four, you say? Here's hoping.<BR/><BR/>Ditto Diana - parenting magazines rot.Julie Marshhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05386446012443269817noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-1140028195944966442006-02-15T12:29:00.000-06:002006-02-15T12:29:00.000-06:00Also, don't prop the baby up on the couch while yo...Also, don't prop the baby up on the couch while you run to the kitchen to make a bottle because they will slooowly topple over until they are sort of upside down. And then the cat will lay down next to them with her butt right up against the baby's warm, soft head. <BR/><BR/>I WISH Kaitlyn would take a binky so I could worry about taking it away from her. But Noooo....Table4Fivehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11005614880781276243noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-1140025762234591742006-02-15T11:49:00.000-06:002006-02-15T11:49:00.000-06:00#s 1-5: YESYESYESYESYESCan I tell you how much I d...#s 1-5: YESYESYESYESYES<BR/><BR/>Can I tell you how much I dislike Ferber? I, and I think this is almost too kind, refer to him as Fuhrer. Evil. And people that try to force that shit on me? Just as evil.<BR/><BR/>I love picturing (what I think is) your face as parents are telling you that some kid is biting their kid and the biting kid must have shitty parents. :)Mignonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07716330276288396317noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-1140025243307516492006-02-15T11:40:00.000-06:002006-02-15T11:40:00.000-06:00My new mommy mantra is listen to NO ONE - because ...My new mommy mantra is listen to NO ONE - because no one knows your kid like you do. <BR/><BR/>Figuring it out on your own is highly underrated.<BR/><BR/>I love the monster spray... LOLOLOLOLAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-1140022496455752112006-02-15T10:54:00.000-06:002006-02-15T10:54:00.000-06:00Number 4. THE BANE OF MY EXISTANCE. If I hear one ...Number 4. THE BANE OF MY EXISTANCE. If I hear one more person tell me that Julia needs to get rid of her soother RIGHT NOW BEFORE IT DOES LASTING DAMAGE AND HER HEAD POPS OFF I'm going to go even more crazy than I already am.<BR/><BR/>I'm just sayin'.mamatuliphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02692442843330582571noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-1140022381146319532006-02-15T10:53:00.000-06:002006-02-15T10:53:00.000-06:00ugh.1-My child was also one of those "No, he can't...ugh.<BR/>1-My child was also one of those "No, he can't roll over!" but did it at a few weeks old...<BR/>2-Won't even get into THAT evil...[shudder]<BR/>3-He only bites us so far, but I swear he's part vampire<BR/>4-I was told to do that. Haven't. He's still sucking on one. (but only during the day)<BR/>5-Not there yet.<BR/><BR/>Parenting mags SUCK ASS.<BR/>Blogs have better advice, these people actually have kids!Dianahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13754249936855622982noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-1140021564486447442006-02-15T10:39:00.000-06:002006-02-15T10:39:00.000-06:00Oh my god. The monster bit. I've always been highl...Oh my god. The monster bit. <BR/><BR/>I've always been highly suspicious of those parenting magazines. They remind me a bit too much of the bridal magazines that tried to convince me that my specific shade of white in the dinner napkins absolutely had to match my wedding gown's specific shade of white. Lame.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-1140021478987539572006-02-15T10:37:00.000-06:002006-02-15T10:37:00.000-06:00Thanks for the laugh. There is much idiocy in par...Thanks for the laugh. There is much idiocy in parenting advice out there. I never got the "Monster spray" one. <BR/><BR/>Monsters don't exist. But the ones in your closet will be rendered helpless by this special spray. <BR/><BR/>WTF?Meghanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02994271521182983035noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-1140019468095384952006-02-15T10:04:00.000-06:002006-02-15T10:04:00.000-06:00That is too funny. Well, not if you actually tried...That is too funny. Well, not if you actually <I>tried</I> it, but reading about it is hilarious. I heard about that "monster spray" thing and actually thought it might work. Do these "experts" try any of this stuff out on actual kids?Fraulein Nhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16973894650450550769noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-1140019428816798652006-02-15T10:03:00.000-06:002006-02-15T10:03:00.000-06:00I have SO many of these RE: potty training. I am ...I have SO many of these RE: potty training. I am SUCH a potty failure....or a potty pooper.Vhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13138593576424101434noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-1140019332212469572006-02-15T10:02:00.000-06:002006-02-15T10:02:00.000-06:00Oh my goodness, I can't stop laughing. My mom sew...Oh my goodness, I can't stop laughing. My mom sewed thread into my binkies and I was so pissed that I gave them up, but cutting off the end might be too extreme ; )<BR/><BR/>Thanks for the tips! I'm starting a file.halloweenloverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05226515861332754382noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-1140018946429215662006-02-15T09:55:00.000-06:002006-02-15T09:55:00.000-06:00LOL at #5! I did that too -- same reaction. I kn...LOL at #5! I did that too -- same reaction. <BR/><BR/>I know I have stories like this, they are trapped in my brain -- but if I think of any I'll come back and post.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-1140018530019551672006-02-15T09:48:00.000-06:002006-02-15T09:48:00.000-06:00Oh my god, thank you. There should really be a mag...Oh my god, thank you. There should really be a magazine out there that is the anti-Parents/Parenting with regular articles like this one.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com