tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post114304235973810089..comments2024-02-12T09:07:37.691-06:00Comments on I am doing the best I can: When will Spring get here???Dawnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12920042208198309201noreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-1143430142111675642006-03-26T21:29:00.000-06:002006-03-26T21:29:00.000-06:00What Feral Mom said! I loooovvvvvveeeee the 3/4 s...What Feral Mom said! I loooovvvvvveeeee the 3/4 sleeve. I haven't worn short or sleeveless for 20 years! I just don't think it's kind to the world around me.<BR/><BR/>funny post! Got here via Heather at MommyGoth. Glad I came!Taradharmahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17665801586196931603noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-1143207081808209832006-03-24T07:31:00.000-06:002006-03-24T07:31:00.000-06:00You write beautifully about arm fat. And I think ...You write beautifully about arm fat. And I think that's hard to do. Good job!Meghanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02994271521182983035noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-1143156569925349932006-03-23T17:29:00.000-06:002006-03-23T17:29:00.000-06:00Like a knife to my heart.Fat, why do you go where ...Like a knife to my heart.<BR/>Fat, why do you go where none have gone before. Shoot, I probably even have a fat taint.Mignonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07716330276288396317noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-1143153415640083302006-03-23T16:36:00.000-06:002006-03-23T16:36:00.000-06:00here's a story to make you all feel better:I used ...here's a story to make you all feel better:<BR/><BR/>I used to take organ lessons (musical instrument that is - ha!) from a very stern, large, old bag when I was 6. Aside from her scaring me - she had the looonnggest hanging, giggling arm fat ever. I was so distracted by it in the middle of our lessons that I had to quit, just wasn't learning anything to do with music. <BR/><BR/>However, from every pit grows something useful - Now, when I get soo irritated and disgusted with my armfat I remember Mrs. M and am grateful for my armfat. :)Trabinskihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16515047835775965484noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-1143138570513791782006-03-23T12:29:00.000-06:002006-03-23T12:29:00.000-06:00Just this very morning, as I was lying on the floo...Just this very morning, as I was lying on the floor snuggling babies...my arm fat was stepped upon twice. Just a little pinch of it...underneath the toes of babes...<BR/><BR/>And after reading your post, I'm thinking...a person can have a career as a "hand" model and even a "foot" model...do you suppose there is any money in being an "arm fat" model?Bobitahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09671826623140228982noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-1143134862577815382006-03-23T11:27:00.000-06:002006-03-23T11:27:00.000-06:00Arm fat, back fat - bothare disconcerting, but wor...Arm fat, back fat - both<BR/>are disconcerting, but worse<BR/>is wrinkled tummy.<BR/><BR/>How the FUCK am I supposed to get rid of this wrinkled tummy?Julie Marshhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05386446012443269817noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-1143134163193384422006-03-23T11:16:00.000-06:002006-03-23T11:16:00.000-06:00You crack me up.You crack me up.Mama Dhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13581319298585887199noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-1143086468701173862006-03-22T22:01:00.000-06:002006-03-22T22:01:00.000-06:00Ode to Three Quarter Sleeves:You are shorter than ...Ode to Three Quarter Sleeves:<BR/>You are shorter than long sleeves, <BR/>Yet long enough to shield my arm fat<BR/>From the disapproving gaze of the neighbors.Feral Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08456760046606299779noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-1143078461204906402006-03-22T19:47:00.000-06:002006-03-22T19:47:00.000-06:00I have a sonnet to my saddlebags, but I can't get ...I have a sonnet to my saddlebags, but I can't get the iambic pentameter just right. So I've decided to let them spread a little more while I finish it up.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-1143077506120939892006-03-22T19:31:00.000-06:002006-03-22T19:31:00.000-06:00A haiku for U:Arm fat sure sucks, but...What about...A haiku for U:<BR/><BR/>Arm fat sure sucks, but...<BR/>What about the cellulite?<BR/>Dimpled fat thighs, gross.<BR/><BR/>Or maybe I am the only one with this particular issue. Oh, and the rolls and pudgy belly and arm fat, of course.<BR/><BR/>Spring is here -- sigh.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-1143075222504110982006-03-22T18:53:00.000-06:002006-03-22T18:53:00.000-06:00Arm fat makes me weepas it jiggles gently toand fr...Arm fat makes me weep<BR/>as it jiggles gently to<BR/>and fro. I love sleeves.<BR/><BR/>That was for you, Dawn. I know, touching, ain't it?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-1143074576868778992006-03-22T18:42:00.000-06:002006-03-22T18:42:00.000-06:00I could write a similar poem about staring in horr...I could write a similar poem about staring in horror at my thigh when my husband gave it a playful slap. The jiggling lasted way longer than it should.Table4Fivehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11005614880781276243noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-1143073771963868052006-03-22T18:29:00.000-06:002006-03-22T18:29:00.000-06:00let's talk about the "silent killer" no one speaks...let's talk about the "silent killer" no one speaks of...Back Fat. The time for awareness is now!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-1143070450998022522006-03-22T17:34:00.000-06:002006-03-22T17:34:00.000-06:00Yeah, where does it come from anyway, and how to g...Yeah, where does it come from anyway, and how to get rid of it! I've always wondered. :)MrsFortunehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17326242993598760618noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-1143062560762214712006-03-22T15:22:00.000-06:002006-03-22T15:22:00.000-06:00I KNOW! My arms are starting to do that too. When ...I KNOW! My arms are starting to do that too. When I stop waving, my arm fat is still flapping in the breeze.<BR/><BR/>(Sort of like my hubby's penis years ago when he answered that fateful knock on his door many years ago. LOVED your comment, by the way!heehee.)Lisahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08527762200993175239noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-1143055393247960242006-03-22T13:23:00.000-06:002006-03-22T13:23:00.000-06:00Yeah, that one took me off guard too. Bummer, huh...Yeah, that one took me off guard too. Bummer, huh? I mean, I haul a fat baby around all the time and I STILL don't have good arms?Mommygothhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14584517101798904292noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-1143053950396741192006-03-22T12:59:00.000-06:002006-03-22T12:59:00.000-06:00Oh man, I totally forgot that short sleeve season ...Oh man, I totally forgot that short sleeve season is coming up. I'm screwed.Mom101https://www.blogger.com/profile/15468524489744839899noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-1143052570785609972006-03-22T12:36:00.000-06:002006-03-22T12:36:00.000-06:00Ha! Loved this. Last night a friend of ours emaile...Ha! Loved this. <BR/><BR/>Last night a friend of ours emailed some baby photos and I was in one of them, holding their newborn. Of course I didn't remark on the wonder and magic of new life but instead exclaimed, "Jesus my chin is so DOUBLE! And when did my arm get so HUGE?"Jess Rileyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06987689969282168406noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-1143049977859555102006-03-22T11:52:00.000-06:002006-03-22T11:52:00.000-06:00I think I need to go write an ode to my stretch ma...I think I need to go write an ode to my stretch marks now. Seriously.<BR/><BR/>I am trying to stave off the dreaded Coming of the Floppy Arm Fat with all sorts of daily exercises involving my wimpy little 5 and 10 lb dumbbells, but I think I may be fighting a losing battle . . .Jaelithehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12081888212421953409noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-1143046980398358692006-03-22T11:03:00.000-06:002006-03-22T11:03:00.000-06:00Dawn, I'm singing this now.Can you write one for '...Dawn, I'm singing this now.<BR/><BR/>Can you write one for 'midriff roll' too?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-1143046914200022062006-03-22T11:01:00.000-06:002006-03-22T11:01:00.000-06:00I have enough for anyone who wants to join the Coo...I have enough for anyone who wants to join the Cool Arm Fat Club.mamatuliphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02692442843330582571noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-1143043065841823582006-03-22T09:57:00.000-06:002006-03-22T09:57:00.000-06:00jiggle.jiggle. eeewwww. I have some too. I think i...jiggle.jiggle. eeewwww. I have some too. I think i'm swearing off sleeveless shirts for the summer...Dianahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13754249936855622982noreply@blogger.com