tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post114407701187366618..comments2024-02-12T09:07:37.691-06:00Comments on I am doing the best I can: Heeeeee'ss BaaaaaackkkkDawnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12920042208198309201noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-1144263293619952292006-04-05T13:54:00.000-05:002006-04-05T13:54:00.000-05:00Fruit of my loins, HA! Vlad's the best. Thank go...Fruit of my loins, HA! Vlad's the best. Thank goodness he's back.halloweenloverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05226515861332754382noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-1144245354038212522006-04-05T08:55:00.000-05:002006-04-05T08:55:00.000-05:00Or . . Beth's suggestion, not Izzy's. Sorry.Or . . Beth's suggestion, not Izzy's. Sorry.Jaelithehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12081888212421953409noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-1144202250573159652006-04-04T20:57:00.000-05:002006-04-04T20:57:00.000-05:00You are just. not. right. I like you so much!You are just. not. right. I like you so much!Mommygothhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14584517101798904292noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-1144172535049418132006-04-04T12:42:00.000-05:002006-04-04T12:42:00.000-05:00I sense this is becoming a "Dear Ann" forum for Vl...I sense this is becoming a "Dear Ann" forum for Vlad!<BR/><BR/>Let me add...<BR/><BR/>Dear Vlad,<BR/><BR/>My almost-3 yr old daughter has taken to cursing. She enjoys it. Particularly in front of her father. (From whom she has learned her newest vocabulary!) Her favorites? G*d-D*mmit, F*ck, and Stupid.<BR/><BR/>Could she be fruit of your loins, also? You sneaky devil! I thought that was only a hooooottt dream!<BR/><BR/>Now, help me cure her...or I will sue you for child support!<BR/><BR/>:)Bobitahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09671826623140228982noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-1144162633689592522006-04-04T09:57:00.000-05:002006-04-04T09:57:00.000-05:00Oh, Most Terrible, Kingly and Virile Vlad, I know ...Oh, Most Terrible, Kingly and Virile Vlad, I know you are very busy maintaining your hectic schedule of village-razing, farm-salting, fertile-virgin-defiling, and impaling-of-the-disrespectful, but I must humbly second Izzy's request that you consider improving us all by bestowing your child-rearing wisdom to your adoring fans on a weekly basis.<BR/><BR/>Perhaps in your next column, you might deign to suggest to me tactics for getting my son to regularly eat foods which are any texture other than crunchy?Jaelithehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12081888212421953409noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-1144159365660354752006-04-04T09:02:00.000-05:002006-04-04T09:02:00.000-05:00Maybe Vlad could replace Dr. Phil on Oprah? I mig...Maybe Vlad could replace Dr. Phil on Oprah? I might actually watch it then!The Gradual Gardenerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01874697836513642135noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-1144129510568054832006-04-04T00:45:00.000-05:002006-04-04T00:45:00.000-05:00Thank you Vlad for making me laugh just when I was...Thank you Vlad for making me laugh just when I was feeling tired and grumpy and generally annoyed with the world. You rock, you impaler you.Mom101https://www.blogger.com/profile/15468524489744839899noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-1144119025420898452006-04-03T21:50:00.000-05:002006-04-03T21:50:00.000-05:00Dear Vlad, Marry me!Love, jessicaDear Vlad, <BR/><BR/>Marry me!<BR/><BR/>Love, <BR/>jessicaAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-1144118360422666832006-04-03T21:39:00.000-05:002006-04-03T21:39:00.000-05:00Oh Vlad, I loved you in Bram Stoker's Dracula. Wel...Oh Vlad, I loved you in Bram Stoker's Dracula. Well, except the part where you turned into a swarming mass of rats. But other than that, hot stuff, fangboy. Hoooot stuff.<BR/><BR/>(Seriously funny, Dawn. You have a gift. :)Jess Rileyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06987689969282168406noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-1144113992520505062006-04-03T20:26:00.000-05:002006-04-03T20:26:00.000-05:00Dear Vlad, I've never written a fan letter before...Dear Vlad,<BR/><BR/> I've never written a fan letter before (I swear) but OMG, you're so hot and smart and cute, I just had to tell you. Where will you be appearing next? I'll totally buy tickets!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-1144110711762656782006-04-03T19:31:00.000-05:002006-04-03T19:31:00.000-05:00I'm with tb. He needs to give marital advice.I'm with tb. He needs to give marital advice.Lisahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08527762200993175239noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-1144109678277060132006-04-03T19:14:00.000-05:002006-04-03T19:14:00.000-05:00I worship at the altar of Vlad. He looks just lik...I worship at the altar of Vlad. He looks just like the former Mommaaamme household deity known as The Conquistador.<BR/><BR/>Hey, Vlad, if J ever dumps me, why don't you come on over and I'll become the mother of the next son of your loins (wink wink).<BR/><BR/>(Mother of the pee maker? bwahahahahaha!)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-1144109140574887202006-04-03T19:05:00.000-05:002006-04-03T19:05:00.000-05:00I'd like a personal audience with Vlad, especially...I'd like a personal audience with Vlad, especially as the time for the 'Birds and Bees' talk is nigh.<BR/><BR/>I sense that he would have some pearls of wisdom on this subject.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-1144104323181824372006-04-03T17:45:00.000-05:002006-04-03T17:45:00.000-05:00Dear Vlad,I need some help getting back at my boss...Dear Vlad,<BR/><BR/>I need some help getting back at my boss. Can you elaborate on that whole toe-nail/whiskey thing? <BR/><BR/>Very funny post, Dawn, I'll look forward to the next installment.MrsFortunehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17326242993598760618noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-1144100838995058222006-04-03T16:47:00.000-05:002006-04-03T16:47:00.000-05:00Dear Vlad, Do you also give marital advice?Dear Vlad, <BR/><BR/>Do you also give marital advice?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-1144090755914715692006-04-03T13:59:00.000-05:002006-04-03T13:59:00.000-05:00lolololol...where was Vlad the Impaler when we wer...lolololol...where was Vlad the Impaler when we were going through biting and hitting a few years ago?IzzyMomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02665580688897720715noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-1144082698949221672006-04-03T11:44:00.000-05:002006-04-03T11:44:00.000-05:00And now this is where I come for the best quotes o...And now this is where I come for the best quotes of the day:<BR/>"When a child feels out of control they will often turn to controlling the only two things they may have complete power over – Eating and Toileting."<BR/><BR/>Thanks Dawn. It's probably a good thing I don't know you in real life because I would never leave you alone with the "What the F*k is wrong with my kid??" stuff.Mignonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07716330276288396317noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-1144082483461417002006-04-03T11:41:00.000-05:002006-04-03T11:41:00.000-05:00Vlad, you are hee-larious. I think I have a crush...Vlad, you are <I>hee</I>-larious. I think I have a crush on you. Too bad I'm not a virgin.E.https://www.blogger.com/profile/10023959769203103393noreply@blogger.com