tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post114650181983348873..comments2024-02-12T09:07:37.691-06:00Comments on I am doing the best I can: Snarky AppetizerDawnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12920042208198309201noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-70058874614489476942009-05-27T16:13:47.576-05:002009-05-27T16:13:47.576-05:00"And you, woman in line for the Jaws ride wea..."And you, woman in line for the Jaws ride wearing the black leather platform (3 inches) slides."<br /><br />i would have been that woman. rofl! i <3 me platforms.miss selenehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17739426285527366132noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-1146793513280772572006-05-04T20:45:00.000-05:002006-05-04T20:45:00.000-05:00Ack! We went a few years ago - same thing. My br...Ack! We went a few years ago - same thing. My brother kept muttering "there goes Shamu" under his breath every time another enormous person in a tank top and Daisy Dukes would walk by. And me afraid to wear a tank top because I'm a size 12....Mommygothhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14584517101798904292noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-1146645575851100362006-05-03T03:39:00.000-05:002006-05-03T03:39:00.000-05:00I don't think I could wear spandex bike shorts ANY...I don't think I could wear spandex bike shorts ANYWHERE, not even in a gym if all I was doing was working out. Certainly not anywhere out in public.<BR/><BR/>And hey, I'm not very stylish, so that's saying a lot. ;-)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-1146583439726960182006-05-02T10:23:00.000-05:002006-05-02T10:23:00.000-05:00In the 1970s and 1980s, it was fat chicks wearing ...In the 1970s and 1980s, it was fat chicks wearing polyester short-shorts that kept my mother away from theme parks. And now it's fat chicks wearing spandex.<BR/><BR/>Then again, you'd probably take a picture of my mom too, as she wears heels everywhere.<BR/><BR/>Those pictures are exactly what I needed. Thank you. I'm short on the "witty" today too.Julie Marshhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05386446012443269817noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-1146582911301461932006-05-02T10:15:00.000-05:002006-05-02T10:15:00.000-05:00You gotta love the chicks who turn up at a theme p...You gotta love the chicks who turn up at a theme park in heels. You know they'll be regretting that shit within an hour. <BR/><BR/>And the bike shorts? Oh. My. Damn. Bad enough that people are still somehow finding them and putting them on, but then to wear them out in public. Oh, honey, <I>no</I>.Fraulein Nhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16973894650450550769noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-1146544464762143882006-05-01T23:34:00.000-05:002006-05-01T23:34:00.000-05:00Yessssss!!! I am thanking Jesus, Buddha, the wavy ...Yessssss!!! I am thanking Jesus, Buddha, the wavy armed hindu god, and other assorted deities that you indeed posted photos of tourists making bad fashion choices. :)Jess Rileyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06987689969282168406noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-1146542774877045752006-05-01T23:06:00.000-05:002006-05-01T23:06:00.000-05:00LMFAO- omg.. you are SO me!LMFAO- omg.. you are SO me!j.sterlinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07704830625784773198noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-1146541710859326322006-05-01T22:48:00.000-05:002006-05-01T22:48:00.000-05:00All I can say (and I can't say too much...think do...All I can say (and I can't say too much...think <I>dooced</I>) is that I am blogging right now from Universal Orlando. For real. I am in my hotel room with many spandexed people just steps away, not including the international McDonald's convention because those French franchisees? Pretty well dressed.<BR/><BR/>PS The Mummy ride? SO fun. I mean you know any ride with a disclaimer about prosthetic limbs posted out front has got to be worth your while.Mom101https://www.blogger.com/profile/15468524489744839899noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-1146541264961324482006-05-01T22:41:00.000-05:002006-05-01T22:41:00.000-05:00Ooof. That's enough to make me rethink some thing...Ooof. That's enough to make me rethink some things. Good thing I don't make it a practice to wear heels with jeans, ever, let alone on a long walk around the state of Florida. Maybe I'm just ultra-conservative in my fashion choices, as my hubby accuses me of being, but if it shows bra straps, my cottage cheese dimples, or leaves me with muffin top, I just don't wear it. Maybe I could pass some of these people my cover-it attitude by osmosis, or using The Force or something. <BR/><BR/>Although if it had been me, I'd have not worried so much about being inconspicuous with the picture-taking, and just said I was doing it to prove it was real. Then I'd run. What would they do, chase me in heels?Andreahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10612468442701491963noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-1146539925854030412006-05-01T22:18:00.000-05:002006-05-01T22:18:00.000-05:00Snarkiness at its best. I admit I have let myself...Snarkiness at its best. I admit I have let myself go since becoming a mom, but I was never at the point of wearing pointy heels to an amusement park. Oh and the woman with the belly hanging out over her bikeshorts, that would be a serious "muffin top" there.Heather Beahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08715202288331819547noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-1146528155722794552006-05-01T19:02:00.000-05:002006-05-01T19:02:00.000-05:00Wow, I feel flat out stylish now, and I'm still we...Wow, I feel flat out stylish now, and I'm still wearing my work clothes, which I refer to as my Hefty Bag outfit. Which is not a compliment. To me or the clothes. Really.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-1146521240980037952006-05-01T17:07:00.000-05:002006-05-01T17:07:00.000-05:00Dude. I have those shoes. And those bike shorts. T...Dude. I have those shoes. And those bike shorts. They both look better on me. Together. at the same time.<BR/><BR/>:)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-1146518146281005432006-05-01T16:15:00.000-05:002006-05-01T16:15:00.000-05:00very funny!The shoes are amazing. I have never un...very funny!<BR/><BR/>The shoes are amazing. I have never understood why someone would wear painful shoes anywhere..let alone walking and walking and walking.osheehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03455826519363554410noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-1146517662917695662006-05-01T16:07:00.000-05:002006-05-01T16:07:00.000-05:00p.s. you need to get a sneaky cameraphone. many mo...p.s. you need to get a sneaky cameraphone. many models don't make noise when the take a picture.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-1146517563626227332006-05-01T16:06:00.000-05:002006-05-01T16:06:00.000-05:00great app. now I am definitely hungry for more of ...great app. now I am definitely hungry for more of what you're serving!<BR/><BR/>(serisouly - what are people thinking? and why do they call "common sense" common if so many people don't get it. discuss.)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com