tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post115638737831046856..comments2024-02-12T09:07:37.691-06:00Comments on I am doing the best I can: Closing my eyes and thinking of EnglandDawnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12920042208198309201noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-1156809004150636342006-08-28T18:50:00.000-05:002006-08-28T18:50:00.000-05:00Those fuckers were some big-ass pills. Guess it m...Those fuckers were some big-ass pills. Guess it makes sense that they would smell and taste like ass, too.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-1156784868437894042006-08-28T12:07:00.000-05:002006-08-28T12:07:00.000-05:00Yeah, I was especially fond of the conversation t...Yeah, I was especially fond of the conversation that went like this:<BR/>Me: well, does it at least SMELL like chocolate (after asking does the cadbury egg sized and looking ball taste like it)<BR/><BR/>You: No, it smells like ass. wanna smell?<BR/><BR/>Me: Uh, now, that's okay, you keep it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-1156516540028126232006-08-25T09:35:00.000-05:002006-08-25T09:35:00.000-05:00OMG, that poor girl. Hee, you just know her boyfri...OMG, that poor girl. Hee, you just know her boyfriend worked so hard to convince her it was true! When I was in college Anatomy/Physiology we were learning about the composition of semen and some girl asked if the natural sugar in it was what made it taste <I>so sweet</I>. The way she said it was the kicker, like she was wondering what made Betty's apricot cookies taste <I>so darn good</I>. Everyone in the (packed) lecture hall had a good laugh that day. Except for her, of course.Fraulein Nhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16973894650450550769noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-1156500142244979602006-08-25T05:02:00.000-05:002006-08-25T05:02:00.000-05:00I work in a high school and last year a sophomore ...I work in a high school and last year a sophomore girls asked the biology teacher (out loud in class) if it is true that semen makes your teeth whiter? I can see the new toothpaste now, All Natural ingredients....Actually I want to know what guy is using that line?Cindylouhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14049637394775484041noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-1156483198796005222006-08-25T00:19:00.000-05:002006-08-25T00:19:00.000-05:00the coffee is much harder on my teeth than the oth...the coffee is much harder on my teeth than the other stuff. well, no, wait, scratch that. the other stuff is TOXIC. I worry that they're going to dissolve if I don't get that shit outta there within seconds. ('cause this girl don't swallow.)<BR/><BR/>oh. I'm sorry. you weren't soliciting this sort of information. I apologize.<BR/><BR/>*slithers out of room*Debbiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14163363926316904033noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-1156464735079277392006-08-24T19:12:00.000-05:002006-08-24T19:12:00.000-05:00OMG. Seriously, I never considered that he might b...OMG. Seriously, I never considered that he might be gay. LOL.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-1156456144908660012006-08-24T16:49:00.000-05:002006-08-24T16:49:00.000-05:00You're a bad bad girl. Just when I think I'm fina...You're a bad bad girl. Just when I think I'm finally growing up, I come to your blog and giggle like I'm 16Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-1156454294708489922006-08-24T16:18:00.000-05:002006-08-24T16:18:00.000-05:00Ass gelatin...hee-hee! (I can't tell you how hard...Ass gelatin...hee-hee! <BR/><BR/>(I can't tell you how hard I'm laughing at the thought of a doctor prescribing you to eat ass.)<BR/><BR/>Bwahh-ha-ha!!<BR/><BR/>I gotta tell you, though...if eating ass will help balance the chi...I'm ALL FOR IT! Where can I get me some ass gelatin?!Bobitahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09671826623140228982noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-1156440090420122962006-08-24T12:21:00.000-05:002006-08-24T12:21:00.000-05:00At least you know if anyone ever poisons your wine...At least you know if anyone ever poisons your wine, your bezoar will counteract it. Oh wait, that's only in fiction. Pull a Mad Eye Moody and make sure you only pour your own drinks from now on. Not that anyone's trying to poison you. Okay, well that humor fell drastically short. sorry.Andreahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10612468442701491963noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-1156439804092103432006-08-24T12:16:00.000-05:002006-08-24T12:16:00.000-05:00Yum, I love to swallow me some bitter apricot kern...Yum, I love to swallow me some bitter apricot kernal. I've heard you can make it taste a little better by feeding your apricots applesauce. What?<BR/><BR/>I was hoping it WAS something a little more exotic, like Tiger semen!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-1156434340142122662006-08-24T10:45:00.000-05:002006-08-24T10:45:00.000-05:00Yes, not only is he most likely gay, but, what, 14...Yes, not only is he most likely gay, but, what, 14 years old in that picture?<BR/><BR/>I think I'd probably ask him to mow my lawn to make money for his little league team. But, oh Wentworth? It's really hot out here, don't you think? Perhaps you'd be more comfortable with that shirt off?<BR/><BR/>(Reminds me of this: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/gossip/story/419069p-353913c.html)Mignonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07716330276288396317noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-1156430793027662152006-08-24T09:46:00.000-05:002006-08-24T09:46:00.000-05:00Oh he IS dreamy! Sigh.Oh he IS dreamy! Sigh.Lisahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08527762200993175239noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-1156430384030333262006-08-24T09:39:00.000-05:002006-08-24T09:39:00.000-05:00Sorry, I meant to read your post but I'm stuck dro...Sorry, I meant to read your post but I'm stuck drooling at the picture of Wentworth...<BR/>he is yummy. I love watching Prison Break just for him!Dianahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13754249936855622982noreply@blogger.com