tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post4814407536900065005..comments2024-02-12T09:07:37.691-06:00Comments on I am doing the best I can: Spider of DamoclesDawnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12920042208198309201noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-25804452073205796952007-07-06T12:45:00.000-05:002007-07-06T12:45:00.000-05:00Hey, I've had actual conversations with bugs. Sure...Hey, I've had actual conversations with bugs. Sure, they were more like monologues than actual conversations. And sure, they mostly consisted of me screaming "DIE! Die die die!" in a tone typically reserved for refusing to use wire hangers, EVER. But hey, whatever works.Fraulein Nhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16973894650450550769noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-5763871463734905992007-07-04T11:20:00.000-05:002007-07-04T11:20:00.000-05:00My deal with the bugs is that they live outside. I...My deal with the bugs is that they live outside. If they're outside, all is cool. If they're inside, they're taking their little lives into their own little ... legs? whatever! If I can catch 'em and throw 'em out, all is good - otherwise, it's lights out. Sorry! Goes double for those quarter-size hairy spiders. Eeewww.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-37346490447149685192007-07-03T21:22:00.000-05:002007-07-03T21:22:00.000-05:00Oh, I wish I had 1 ounce (Sorry, I forgot...metric...Oh, I wish I had 1 ounce (Sorry, I forgot...metric system, metric system...how about 28.35 grams. I won't lie to you, I had to look that conversion the fuck up!) of your spider tolerance. Alas, I would have killed that hangin' bastard on sight. Sanctity of life my ass, some things have just got to die. Heh.Bobitahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09671826623140228982noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-78692339793649789112007-07-03T16:04:00.000-05:002007-07-03T16:04:00.000-05:00(consciously ignoring the fact you have conversati...(consciously ignoring the fact you have conversations with bugs and therefore prove that you, yourself, are buggy.)<BR/><BR/>um, yeah, spiders? not so good with boundaries. which is why i usually just have them "taken care of" at first sighting. saves everyone a lot of heartache in the long run.Mitzi Greenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04924366481274530148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-17803608742713602952007-07-03T14:30:00.000-05:002007-07-03T14:30:00.000-05:00OMG, I totally talk to bugs and spiders, too...and...OMG, I totally talk to bugs and spiders, too...and I have a similar truce with them. If they stay up in their cobwebby corners and eat bugs, I'm cool with them. If they come within a few feet of me, not so cool.velocibadgergirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11284169501055131574noreply@blogger.com