tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post6908350838932407373..comments2024-02-12T09:07:37.691-06:00Comments on I am doing the best I can: I'll bail you out once I stop laughingDawnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12920042208198309201noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-90500424712080133742008-06-28T01:49:00.000-05:002008-06-28T01:49:00.000-05:00so, so funny! I new that nothing good could come ...so, so funny! I new that nothing good could come from shopping at Walmart! And as soon as someone says "You can't blog about this." I think "hold up, let me get to the computer so that you can dictate it."Marinkahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16489592695993949578noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-90763294034026373802008-06-26T17:53:00.000-05:002008-06-26T17:53:00.000-05:00You made my day, I haven't laughed this hard in a ...You made my day, I haven't laughed this hard in a while<BR/>thanksJillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15545097755843508230noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-29837462210972566122008-06-22T11:29:00.000-05:002008-06-22T11:29:00.000-05:00LOL! I think that from now on, whenever I see one ...LOL! I think that from now on, whenever I see one of my Walmart Ibuprofen's, I will think of you and your dh. Hilarious! Well, for us observers, anyway!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-8136726301790630892008-06-20T14:24:00.000-05:002008-06-20T14:24:00.000-05:00lmfao... that's all I've got. That was just TOO FU...lmfao... that's all I've got. That was just TOO FUNNY.=^. .^=https://www.blogger.com/profile/06035401094698644680noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-36278026421172448372008-06-20T09:07:00.000-05:002008-06-20T09:07:00.000-05:00Terrance, dude. You need to start a blog. I know...Terrance, dude. You need to start a blog. I know you don't like all these stories publicized, but you've got some awesome material!<BR/><BR/>(Though I love hearing it through Dawn's eyes... somehow I imagine it wouldn't have quite the same spin firsthand.) ;-)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-33223080784710920742008-06-12T10:21:00.000-05:002008-06-12T10:21:00.000-05:00Oh that is SO FUNNY.I feel for your hubby but just...Oh that is SO FUNNY.I feel for your hubby but just the mental image your painted... <BR/><BR/>Whew. Had to take a deep breath from laughing so hard.Lisahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08527762200993175239noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-72925881170194306192008-06-11T23:50:00.000-05:002008-06-11T23:50:00.000-05:00"Kiddie Porn Al Qaeda" is going to bring you all S..."Kiddie Porn Al Qaeda" is going to bring you all SORTS of interesting visitors!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-31315862026025856032008-06-11T23:32:00.000-05:002008-06-11T23:32:00.000-05:00My poor son-in-law, He is really a good guy...momMy poor son-in-law, He is really a good guy...momAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-43815992834985669712008-06-11T13:25:00.000-05:002008-06-11T13:25:00.000-05:00This is one of the reasons I miss blogging to tell...This is one of the reasons I miss blogging to tell all of my husband's stories. My sister-in-law was taken to a little room at the airport and searched. She has strawberry blonde hair, a Georgia drawl, and is about the whitest white woman you've ever seen. She was also traveling with her 3 kids.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07089700542958652031noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-1392973504770634232008-06-10T10:26:00.000-05:002008-06-10T10:26:00.000-05:00Oh my god! That is so hilarious. Poor Terrence.Oh my god! That is so hilarious. Poor Terrence.Saharhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09391367540449479861noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-37102404030373486622008-06-09T13:00:00.000-05:002008-06-09T13:00:00.000-05:00Rabid Robin...still laughing...My irreverent, very...Rabid Robin...still laughing...<BR/><BR/>My irreverent, very dark, Arabian Knight-looking husband is targeted frequently, too. For the record, it does not help the situation when he (ALWAYS) starts accusing the custom officials of racial profiling. DOES NOT HELP. Especially when he shoots "don't fuck with me" looks in his "I was Bruce Lee in a former life" kind of way.<BR/><BR/>Yeah. Many, many hours lost...sitting in little rooms whilst "officials" determine our fate.Bobitahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09671826623140228982noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-82449584225003715872008-06-08T16:13:00.000-05:002008-06-08T16:13:00.000-05:00If it's any consolation, tell Terrance he is NOT a...If it's any consolation, tell Terrance he is NOT alone in the b.s. racial/pervie profiling - my last boyfriend looked like a thug (heavy browed, weight lifter) had a nearly impossible to understand accent (authentic cockney) and...wait for it...was born on 9/11. Made for some very interesting experiences in air travel.FishermansDaughterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03763378792595525590noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-6527115410950307032008-06-07T09:35:00.000-05:002008-06-07T09:35:00.000-05:00Man, poor Terrance. I guess for him it is not just...Man, poor Terrance. I guess for him it is not just "driving while black" but maybe just "existing while Terrance"?SUEB0Bhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16301963922769609715noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-82475816898246468272008-06-06T22:39:00.000-05:002008-06-06T22:39:00.000-05:00My partner has a Very Common Last Name. And there ...My partner has a Very Common Last Name. And there is another person with the exact same name as him, from the same town who has a questionable background.<BR/><BR/>Scariest moment of my life, when the INS agent in Long Beach said to him, "So, Mr. VeryCommonLastName, have you ever been arrested by us?"<BR/><BR/>We both got hauled into the Back Room and separated. I had to wait and when he came out I asked him if they at least used a rubber glove. :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-80139014633542939172008-06-06T17:38:00.000-05:002008-06-06T17:38:00.000-05:00The sad thing is your statement about never seeing...The sad thing is your statement about never seeing him again is all too true with homeland security mania.<BR/><BR/>I hope he hides your daughter's underwear for the trip back so at least he won't be given the perv looks.Kikiliahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05848190244660492116noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-61220547797380128162008-06-06T15:43:00.000-05:002008-06-06T15:43:00.000-05:00LMFAO! I love it. Next time he travels you should ...LMFAO! I love it. <BR/><BR/>Next time he travels you should have him do an experiment; have him dress head to toe in traditional African garb (that many confuse with Islamic garments) or else head to toe black with a little beret a la The Black Panthers carrying something like The Miseducation of the Negro. I hypothesize that one of 2 things will happen... either he will be ignored completely...<BR/><BR/>Or he'll be full on tackled in the security line.<BR/><BR/>Either way, I am interested to know the outcome, lol.Lahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16263956941852080340noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-83109237292501117942008-06-06T14:23:00.000-05:002008-06-06T14:23:00.000-05:00OMG I had to cover my mouth I started laughing so ...OMG I had to cover my mouth I started laughing so loudly. Poor Terrance and what a silly man to start the conversation with "you can't blog about this"! I'm glad he's okay and no "real" harm was done to anything but his ego.MarciaAnnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10517574626793515399noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-59319088825612674682008-06-06T12:52:00.000-05:002008-06-06T12:52:00.000-05:00if you had a son, they may have thought they'd pul...if you had a son, they may have thought they'd pulled over michael jackson and let him go for autographs.Mitzi Greenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04924366481274530148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-58797150120434921172008-06-06T12:16:00.000-05:002008-06-06T12:16:00.000-05:00Poor Terrance! I can't imagine how embarrassing t...Poor Terrance! I can't imagine how embarrassing that would be. I sympathize with him, totally. It's amazing to me how often men are looked at as pervs. Kinda sad, really. I blame Dateline and Stone Phillips. :PKaren Bodkinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02648840299789088421noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-34748046078991621712008-06-06T11:59:00.000-05:002008-06-06T11:59:00.000-05:00The Mexican border patrol would have shook his han...The Mexican border patrol would have shook his hand and told him "ghuuud yob!" and sent him on his way.<BR/><BR/>Poor Terrence.<BR/><BR/>~JefAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15513876.post-58119321700067618282008-06-06T11:35:00.000-05:002008-06-06T11:35:00.000-05:00Hee! I completely sympathize with Terrance ... but...Hee! I completely sympathize with Terrance ... but he really couldn't expect you not to blog about this. That's why they MADE blogs; for stories like this.Fraulein Nhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16973894650450550769noreply@blogger.com