Em: "Hey Mom! You've got like three episodes of Walking Dead on your DVR!"
Me: "Yeah. I can't bear to watch it right now."
Em: "Why not? You love Walking Dead."
Me: "Because if I want to see a sadistic manipulative bastard ruin the lives of everyone around them I can turn on the news and see what is coming out of the White House. I don't need pretend. It is happening."
That, my friends, is the reason I no longer watch The Walking Dead.