Suddenly, our perpetual lack of mail delivery on Friday and Saturday becomes clear....
"That's right, mother fucker. Just try to deliver mail to this house. I will FUCK YOU UP."
And all along we just thought it was an odd Canadian "thing" - our crappy mail delivery.
(seriously - you Americans have no idea how good you have it with the postal service in the States... I may have actually been cursed by a Canada Post employee last time I attempted to buy stamps - and I'm not kidding. We get mail delivery MAYBE Four days a week)