Because the pet that every tough black man with from Detroit desires is this:
Meet Coco, our newly adopted family member.
What's That? You think Dwarf bunnies are all fun and furry and lovable?
Oh we are. We are sweet and funny and curious.
UNTIL YOU TURN OUT THE LIGHTS!
I plan on chewing off your faces, bitches!!!!!
And you, La chatte - don't even think of messing with me. You think that hair cut they gave you was bad? Imagine how it will be to have your ass whooped by a four pound rabbit.
Yeah. You got 99 problems, but this rabbit ain't one.