This morning was business as usual.
Running around - telling Em to put on her socks...did she brush her teeth? PLEASE put on her socks - stop looking at the television and PUT ON HER SOCKS!!!
In the midst of my stream of exhortations regarding her socks, she stopped looking at the television long enough to stare at me.
"I don't want to look at your naked butt", she said to me.
"Then don't sit your ass in my room while I get dressed!" and for emphasis I did a little booty wiggle and bounce.
Now,back in the day, this move brought all the boys to the yard, as my milkshake was something to behold.
Today? I get this:
"When you dance, your bum looks like two chicken nuggets."