Killing me softly

Thursday, February 05, 2009

This morning was business as usual.

Running around - telling Em to put on her socks...did she brush her teeth? PLEASE put on her socks - stop looking at the television and PUT ON HER SOCKS!!!

In the midst of my stream of exhortations regarding her socks, she stopped looking at the television long enough to stare at me.

"I don't want to look at your naked butt", she said to me.

"Then don't sit your ass in my room while I get dressed!" and for emphasis I did a little booty wiggle and bounce.

Now,back in the day, this move brought all the boys to the yard, as my milkshake was something to behold.

Today? I get this:

"When you dance, your bum looks like two chicken nuggets."

5 Baleful Regards:

Bethany said...

It could have been worse. At least chicken nuggets are small, she could have said two sides of beef.

Goddess of Madness said...

BWA HA HA HA HA.... Nice butt chicken butt

Anonymous said...

What Bethany said! :D

Capturing Sunshine said...

That which does not kill us...

My sister once told my mother, "You are so funny, Mommy!" My mother was touched, as what mother doesn't want to amuse her child and make her happy? The comment was followed by, "Your little tiny head on your great big body makes me laugh!"

I enjoyed your story. Thank you for a much needed laugh this morning.


Anonymous said...

I just laughed so hard my tea came out of my nose. I think the honesty is great!

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