Overhead today in the Graduate Students Lounge:
Anon student 1: "And then I thought I had the CLAP!"
Anon student 2: "What? Did you say the Clap?"
Anon student 1: "Yeah, the CLAP."
Anon student 3: "What is that? Is that some disease?"
Anon student 2: "Is it like chlamydia or something?"
Anon student 1: "Yeah, I think it is like chlamydia...or something like that..."
I sipped my drink and rolled my eyes and thought it was a sad, sad day when graduate students didn't know what a good old fashioned STD was.
I waited then for the discussion on crabs - and how delicious they were with butter.