That's Good! That's Bad!

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

* Getting your period after waiting for two months - knowing that you aren't pregnant (cause the tests keep saying no AND that would indicate a massive failure of a vasectomy). Hurrah! Ugh! The massive cramping!

* Finally figuring out one of your paying gigs is Up and missing (in advance), deeply, the dollars it brought it each month. Hoping someone is going to hire you for your witty caustic observations. Realizing that most likely won't happen.

* Not having to cook Thanksgiving dinner cause you live in Canada. Figuring out how to bribe your kid about not having a traditional American Thanksgiving cause you live in Canada and have to go to work tomorrow ( and she has school).

* Referring to the Brownie leader as "Brown Eye", instead of "Brown Owl". Hoping Scary Brownie leader never catches you, or she will most likely smack you with her cane.

* Living with La Chatte who has your sorry meat puppet ass in her zombie cat eye cross hairs.

6 Baleful Regards:

mamatulip said...

Just roast a damn chicken tomorrow and call it a day.

Anonymous said...

Yay! La chatte is back! Long live la chatte!

Bethany said...

Crap- just went over to Gimlet Eye and saw the news.

I really enjoyed reading your thoughts over there. I'm going to miss it.

madge said...

(with french accent)

Oh, oh, Monsieur Le Chat.

We have meessed you.

Mitzi Green said...

viva la chatte! (glad to see her hair grew back, much as i enjoyed--tremendously enjoyed--the photos of the shaved pussy. yes, i know i'm crude and disgusting. i can't help it.)

Anonymous said...

I have never posted before but I am a regular visitor to your blog. I believe you should get PAID for what you write in those so called Mommy forums. Here too. I am a childless New Yorker who truly loves reading your work. English is not even my first language. Add that to the things we don´t have in common. And still, I am very moved by what you choose to share in you writing. I appreciate your work and it certainly makes a difference in my life. So thank you for your time and please continue!

 
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