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"What do you think of this couch?"
"Don't like it"
"How about these chairs?"
"Yeah, hate them."
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"And this? How does this strike you?"
"You seriously like this piece of shit? It's hideous."
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"I kind of like this couch - it seems comfy to read on."
"That couch is awful. Who would want a couch like that in their house?"
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"Here, try this chair. I like this one."
"It's the SAME chair you hated five minutes ago, just in a different color."
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"Listen. I am 36 years old. I deserve to have real furniture. I do not want leather couches. I am sit of living on futons, mother fucker. I am not afraid to cut you."
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"Did you just say that when you divorce me I can choose my own furniture?
It is O-N mutha-fucka...."
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All right, so this may have been slightly more dramatized than the real event....but it was how it went in my mind. I think Ikea should have a lawyer on the way out, so you can draw up the divorce papers. Big ups to the Playmobil Playahs
13 Baleful Regards:
that is one *gleaming* damn knife.
ikea has ZERO comprehension of the big push you're giving them, here, huh. you should totally contact them so you can be appropriately compensated, D.
Tears! T and I are laughing so hard we are crying!!!
(Also, we may or may not have had a similar throw-down in lighting department.)
Hilarious! And familiar - although mine would be called "Murder in Home Depot"
So this is a random question, not at all related to this f#cking hilarious post. How exactly did you manage to take a picture of your ankles and why did you decide that it is the perfect picture to represent you to the blogosphere?
Juliegrrl - I think I simply held the camera towards my shoes and snapped a couple of pictures. These were my "birthday" shoes from last year - I felt sexy and hot in the shoes - even when my winter gut doesn't feel so sexy and hot ( which is often the case in April)
Why did I think it was a good picture to represent me to the Blogosphere? I don't know. I think it just seemed an intrinsically perfect Dawn picture.
My favorite pictures are always a little different - odd angles, things in juxtaposition...Playmobil murders....
I read this at work today and I thought I was going to DIE laughing. Damn, damn funny. I am always amazed too that you always have those Playmobil weapons on hand. (Though I guess I should not be surprised...) ;-)
I remember this post from awhile back. (Wow. I've been reading you awhile.) It was awesome then and its still pretty freaking great now.
this is one of my all-time favorite dawn classics. thanks for bringing it back.
LMMFAO!
Is it wrong that I love you for threatening to cut your husband?
Well, that and dramatizing a trip to Ikea with lego people.
OMG, I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. SO TRUE!!!!
I have always told the friends and relatives that if Hubby and I end up divorcing, it's because we went shopping together one too many times or did a few too many home improvement projects...
Thanks for the laugh - I needed it.
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