Yeah, I smell it

Monday, August 25, 2008

Terrance: "Dawn! Dawn! Come out here!."

Dawn: "Hang on, I'll be there in a minute..."

Terrance: "DAWN! Come here!"

(Dawn walking into living room)

Dawn: "What??"

Terrance: "Do you smell cat shit?"

Dawn: "Not really - or maybe a little..."

Terrance stands up from couch.

Terrance: "I can smell cat shit. Can't you smell it????"

(Dawn stands in front of Terrance looking a bit stricken)

Dawn: "Do you mean the cat shit you were sitting in?"

This is the moment that Terrance's head bursts into flame and he runs around in circles flapping his hands.

4 Baleful Regards:

Sarah said...

I just almost spat my lunch across my cubicle, that's how funny this post is. I think it needs a Playmobil people illustration :)

velocibadgergirl said...

OMFG. This is hysterical.

Next time my husband complains about our asshole cat taking a shit in front of the litterbox, I'm showing him this entry.

Poor Terrance, but BWAAAAAHAHAHAHHHAAA!!!

LS said...

Hahahaha! Hilarious!! You guys should have your own reality show.

Mitzi Green said...

holy shit.
literally.
i was already laughing because i do that to my husband all the time--"do you smell cat piss? i swear i smell cat piss!" he thinks i'm just nuts, and he may very well be right.

 
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