Yeah, I smell it

Monday, August 25, 2008

Terrance: "Dawn! Dawn! Come out here!."

Dawn: "Hang on, I'll be there in a minute..."

Terrance: "DAWN! Come here!"

(Dawn walking into living room)

Dawn: "What??"

Terrance: "Do you smell cat shit?"

Dawn: "Not really - or maybe a little..."

Terrance stands up from couch.

Terrance: "I can smell cat shit. Can't you smell it????"

(Dawn stands in front of Terrance looking a bit stricken)

Dawn: "Do you mean the cat shit you were sitting in?"

This is the moment that Terrance's head bursts into flame and he runs around in circles flapping his hands.

4 Baleful Regards:

Anonymous said...

I just almost spat my lunch across my cubicle, that's how funny this post is. I think it needs a Playmobil people illustration :)

velocibadgergirl said...

OMFG. This is hysterical.

Next time my husband complains about our asshole cat taking a shit in front of the litterbox, I'm showing him this entry.


Anonymous said...

Hahahaha! Hilarious!! You guys should have your own reality show.

Mitzi Green said...

holy shit.
i was already laughing because i do that to my husband all the time--"do you smell cat piss? i swear i smell cat piss!" he thinks i'm just nuts, and he may very well be right.

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