When the under-wire in your bra pops out and pokes you in the tender underside of your bosoms - throw it away as soon as you get home.
Otherwise, you will put it in the wash, then wear it again unwittingly. When the errant wire pops back out and pokes you again, you will swear and curse, as you will be in the car, driving to work. You will then spend the day wishing you had thrown the damn thing away the first time, cause now you have to look all "professional" while the wire of doom pokes you repeatedly.
I'm just sayin' is all.
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You have a nice idea. Thanks for sharing. I will take that note to myself.
If you're REALLY desperate, you'll remove the offending underwire. It just slides right out. Without a sharp implement to remove the other underwire, though, you'll look oddly deflated on one side. Not a stylish option.
I once borrowed a tube of superglue from an administrative assistant to glue the hole shut. To keep from glueing my fingers together I used my teeth to get the cap off. Naturally the glue squirted all over my front teeth. Imagine sitting on a public restroom toilet holding your bra in one hand and using the other hand to hold your lips open in a rictus grin of supreme nerdiness to keep from glueing your mouth shut.
Not my proudest moment, trust me. I should have just thrown the damn bra away.
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