Bail me out of jail, will ya?

Wednesday, January 31, 2007

So...picture this...

I am in a cafe - a Second Cup - sitting and drinking my latte. I decide to put together the posts in draft form for the new blog

(which seriously - I fucking laugh HARDER every time I look at this thing - even if no one else read it EVER, it would exist as a piece of internet perfection)

and as I transfer pictures from my hard drive to the blog, I realize - the cafe can see each picture as it flashes up on my screen.

I have now become creepy male pornography woman in the cafe.

And then, I mentally mocked the guy with the ipod who felt the need to give an air guitar extravaganza at the table next to me. It was clear that his penis was small and he hoped to woo me with his Skillz.

4 Baleful Regards:

Anonymous said...

I think you'd make a lovely couple.

Anonymous said...

Rock on. I was just looking at the site and Jeff happened by and asked if I was looking at pictures of penises online. I said yes, sort of looking and making fun of them and he just said oh, okay and kept walking. I love that man.

Anonymous said...

I'll bail you out -- if I don't end up incarcerated myself.

Fortunately, I haven't had to log on to the site yet except from the privacy of my own home. No way am I blogging this one from work!

Table4Five said...

I still haven't told my husband about the project, because I don't want him to think I'm getting all turned on by the sight of all those cocks and will therefore want to have more sex.

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