I'm no doctor (yet) BUT...

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

In the world of "Puzzling google searches which bring people to your blog", I got this one today:

"How long after you've been stabbed can you go back to work"

I guess I would need to know a few things.
Were you stabbed AT work?
Were you stabbed in the LINE of work?
Were you stabbed BECAUSE of your work?

Or were you just walking down the street and a random stranger stabbed you?

and my final question:

Why are you googling this and not consulting with your doctor?

PS - I am cooking up a new project so fucking hot. So filled with comic GOLD that I can barely contain myself. Thats all I can say.

11 Baleful Regards:

Anonymous said...

I never thought I'd say this about you of all people Dawn, but YOU'RE SUCH A TEASE!!!

Can't wait. Could use the laugh.

Anonymous said...

Now that's just MEAN!!! You TEASE!!!

theotherbear said...

How funny. You must have alot of information on how to handle stabbings somewhere in your blog?

Diana said...

What a tease! Now I'm going to be clicking here obsessively, you'll probably only see my name on your site meter!

Anonymous said...

Well obviously you got that Google search because of your shiv and shank expertise.

And oh yeah baby, the new secret project is HOT.

Anonymous said...

Maybe it's backstabbing they're referring to?

And hey, how come Elizabeth has the scoop and the rest of us are in the dark? (pouting)

Lisa said...

Can't wait to find out what the new project is.

Jess Riley said...

You've got our attention! :)

Well, at least the stabbee had a job. And he or she seems to have a sense of responsibility. Oh, to be a fly on the wall in his or her life!

Bobita said...


*licking lips with excitement*

Whatever could it be??? You must tell!

Anonymous said...

Randomly stabbed while walking down the street? Dude, that's your worst nightmare.

kate said...

Hmm, well for some reason a couple of times I've had searchers land on my blog looking for "photo small male genitals." And, um, they musy be pretty disappointed not to find any. Perhaps after your latest post (Jan. 31-- especially that last line) they'll be coming over here instead!

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