But BITCH. This is what you do to me?
You take me to a fucking cat groomer? Stank ass whore is more like it - and she Shears me to this humiliating state? You paid money for her to do this to me? I would have been happier if you had shoved that 60 bucks directly up your ass.
In fact, watch your back bitch. Cause I plan on shoving something up your ass - once my coat grows back and I stop looking like a mange infested chihuahua.
You might want to give your pillow a sniff test every time you go to lie down on it, you dirty whore, cause I plan on pissing - ALOT.
And letting her leave this puff on my stumpy ass tail. Not Fucking Cool.
Revenge will be mine.
24 Baleful Regards:
Holy hell, that's the best laugh I've had all weekend!
Oh my god! I about shot salad & cucumber ranch out my nose! That's great! I needed a good laugh! Thank you!
Hide your shoes. They WILL crap in your shoes. I know.
Yiyiyiyi! Poor kittus!
Oh yes, that is one pissed off feline.
I'm with SueB0b..Hide your shoes...
She is going to do a number on you after the number you did on her...
I am so with your cat...
and laughing at its misfortune... but it will get its revenge... just wait for it!!!
I too had a long haired cat - and when he would get matted, I would get him shaved. He LOVED it. He'd run thru the house in kitten mode and be the most affectionate cat ever. Now - this cat of yours - I would be scared of. Suggest you not fall asleep in a room with him...Be Afraid - Be VERY afraid.
My ex-husband and I had himalayans and seeing them shaved was my favorite laugh ever. If loving this is wrong, I don't want to be right.
Do you think other cats look at your cat now and wonder if kitty joined a weird religious cult?
Ah yes, we had to do that to our kitty last spring. It took over a week for one of our other cats to stop hissing at him.
http://sparklykatt.blogspot.com/2006/05/wardrobe-malfunction_10.html
Here's our naked fluff ball.
Oh man... I did this to my cat a month ago and he's still ignoring me. Bahahah!! Looks like your groomer did a better job than mine! Your guy should be grateful!
Oh god damn. God DAMN, that is funny. The little shaved body ... and then the giant-looking furry head ... hee.
That cat is totally plotting to kill you right now. HEE.
OMG. OMFG I nearly sprained my face trying not to howl with laughter at my desk. This shit needs to be marked NSFW.
Aw, he looks like a poodle.
But you can't let him outside now, can you?
It looks like the poor kitty is wearing a very tight-fitting gray velour sweater! I do believe those are laser beams of evil shooting out of his eyes. Watch your back, and don't leave any piles of clothes on the floor or they WILL get pissed on.
YOu might want to check your shoes before you slip them on EVERYDAY for the next two years....
Bwahahaha - classic!
f the bears--i want a t-shirt with THAT on it.
You know the cat is evil, so why do you continue poking at it? I mean, other than the fun of poking at things...
Bwahahahahaaaaaaa!
Love you, mama.
she's saying, "why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island!"
hee. oh god that was funny.
HAHAHAHAHA!
Oh no, you didn't!
DawnAnn That is really funny, your cat definitely has "Tude"
Ma
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