Seriously Bitch, get out of my face

Wednesday, February 07, 2007

It is bad enough that you let the kid carry me around like a sack. Why I haven't shredded that meat puppet, I still don't know.

You also make me go outside to pee. You know how fucking cold it is? Do you see how much fucking hair I have had to grow to tolerate this shit?

And that pussy husband of yours? What is up with his sensitive fucking nose? He can't stand the smell of my wet cat food? How did he like my love spray? All I know is that someone better pony up the "Trout Pate" damn soon or there will be hell to pay.

So yeah, go ahead, take pictures of me and wake me up. Keep it up, bitch. I know which pillows are yours and I think we have proven that I am not afraid to piss on them. What's that? You are going to class soon?

Watch your back. And where is this "Smokey" I have been hearing so much about? He just might be worthy. Or he might be a punk ass bitch.

Nameless Cat OUT!

6 Baleful Regards:

Bobita said...

Oooo, Nameless One is beggin' for some trouble! I have a feeling Smokey is gonna be p-i-s-s-e-d!!

Although, Nameless One looks pretty scrappy...

Anonymous said...

You know, I really love it when cats babytalk me just like this. Feel the love.

Anonymous said...

Mmmrowl. My man-kitty nipples are at attention, Commander Nameless Kitty. Sweet Lord, but you're hairy. You're hairier than My Bitch's bush, but on you it's sexy. Do you like to lick faucets? I do. What are you doing tomorrow night? Want to lick faucets and spray/pee on upholstery with me?

Anonymous said...

He does kind of look like a bad ass mofo.

oncemore said...

that is like a sea of cat right there. And I've seen Jess's cats, so I know that which I speak. Wow.

Mignon said...

That cat's got some hairy-ass junk in her trunk.

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