Next up- Sex through a hole in the sheet

Friday, December 07, 2007

I felt kind of cruddy today.

As Terrance passed by the bedroom, he inquired:

"You Ok?"

"yeah", I said, "I am either ovulating or you have perforated my uterus..."

He stops and pops his head in the door.

"EWWWWWW! I don't need to know about your female Issues!"

"Good Christ - Did you just refer to ovulation as a Female issue? What next? Referring to my period in hushed tones as "lady problems"? Building me a hut so as not to infect you with my "evil humours"?"

Terrance rolls his eyes and walks away.

I yell after him "I'll get the sheet ready so you can cover me up while we're having sex so you don't offend my delicate nature and blind me with the sight of your manhood!".

Boys are so silly.

6 Baleful Regards:

Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah said...

My husband doesn't like to discuss ovulation either.

You'd think after we had given them children they would be comfortable with the fact that we do indeed release eggs.

But, in his defense, the perforated uterus was pretty gross.

That Chick Over There said...

Oh, to be a fly on your wall...

Mignon said...

What's so wrong with the sheet idea? Guys get that breath, you know? The stanky stuff that makes you want to turn your head around backwards.

Anonymous said...

What's this? A new variation on a female "Glory Hole?"

Bobita said...

Just a few days ago my hubs found me changing the Cotton Accessory and he said, "Is that BLOOD? Ew."

What the hell?

Silly boys, indeed.

Kelly said...

My husband would have responded, "I can perforate your uterus again tonight, if you want," with a wink wink added for good measure.

Ahhh, these men.

And I hear you on the painful ovulation. Not fun.

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