Sunday Morning - I am in the shower.
Emily enters the bathroom and begins to brush her teeth.
Emily: "Mama. I think I have gender bias."
Me: "What? What did you say?"
Emily: "Gender Bias. I think I have it."
Me: "Why do you think you have gender bias?"
Emily: "Cause when I brush my teeth, I can see a little blood on my gums."
Dawn: "That's Gingivitis, honey - not gender bias... Although both are pretty insidious."
Someone is clearly listening as her parents watch the Sunday morning political shows....
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And which of the two disorders would upset you more in a child?
I think that is the loudest I have ever LOL'd.
If only we could root out gender bias by flossing.
I just love it!!! I love when kids say things like that - out of complete innocence. Yesterday my six year old told me we had to be careful of ticks because we might LEMON disease. I almost choked.
Oh that is SO funny. Who would have thunk a quick trip to the dentist could help gender bias?
BWA! I adore your child :D
HAH!
In this weeks Kids Say the Darndest Things contest, I concede.
Hee hee. That's so cute!
Did you just laugh your ass off? That is hilarious!
that is frickin' hilarious.
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