Time to find a new hiding place

Thursday, June 28, 2007

When your newly 9 year old daughter pulls your Rabbit vibrator out of the drawer you THOUGHT you had carefully concealed it in...and says:

"MOM! WHAT'S THIS COOL LOOKING THING?"

Try not to scream.

15 Baleful Regards:

Woman with kids said...

It's a massager. No, you may not use it honey, it's only for adults. It's broken. Just put it down, ok?

Not that I've had to use that excuse or anything...

Anonymous said...

Omg, and what was your reply?? I can't even imagine what I would do...

2amsomewhere said...

If it's any relief to you, take comfort in this...

No matter how strong the urge to scream, it certainly won't match your daughter's urge to do same, if she should remember the incident and one day figure out what the toy really is.

The discovery that one's parents are sexual being is never a comfortable matter.

--
2amsomewhere

velocibadgergirl said...

Laughing...too hard...to type...

mamatulip said...

*snort*

Kris H. said...

OMG!! OMG!!! O!M!G!

Here...I will scream for you...AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

Mitzi Green said...

been there, done that.

and 2amsomewhere is right. so right.

Mitzi Green said...

i forgot to mention bob was using mine as a "rocket ship." i found it in his closet once, on, batteries nearly dead, sputtering...

Fraulein N said...

Eek! Yeah, one day she's going to look back on this ... and she'll be cringing too.

Lisa said...

Ahahahhaha.

If I had one, my mother-in-law could find it in 10 minutes flat. (She can tell when a person's hiding something.) So my "test" wouldn't be the boy, it would be HER! Which OY!

But that's a really funny story but mostly because it didn't happen to me. heehee

Lisa said...

I was reading some of your previous posts.

YOU ARE GOING TO BLOGHER!

SQUEEE.... OH MY GOD! I CAN'T WAIT TO MEET YOU. (Sorry for the yelling, I'm just super excited.)

Lisa said...

I was reading some of your previous posts.

YOU ARE GOING TO BLOGHER!

SQUEEE.... OH MY GOD! I CAN'T WAIT TO MEET YOU. (Sorry for the yelling, I'm just super excited.)

theotherbear said...

Hahaha!
And even funnier is 2amsomewhere's suggestion of how horrified she'll be later...

jen said...

mine found a similar device, but was too young to speak very well. I have since moved it. :-)

kim said...

don't own one, the Catholic won't completely wash out, owning one would be like premeditated masturbation.

 
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