When your newly 9 year old daughter pulls your Rabbit vibrator out of the drawer you THOUGHT you had carefully concealed it in...and says:
"MOM! WHAT'S THIS COOL LOOKING THING?"
Try not to scream.
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This b*tch has fabulous ankles. Still.
15 Baleful Regards:
It's a massager. No, you may not use it honey, it's only for adults. It's broken. Just put it down, ok?
Not that I've had to use that excuse or anything...
Omg, and what was your reply?? I can't even imagine what I would do...
If it's any relief to you, take comfort in this...
No matter how strong the urge to scream, it certainly won't match your daughter's urge to do same, if she should remember the incident and one day figure out what the toy really is.
The discovery that one's parents are sexual being is never a comfortable matter.
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2amsomewhere
Laughing...too hard...to type...
*snort*
OMG!! OMG!!! O!M!G!
Here...I will scream for you...AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
been there, done that.
and 2amsomewhere is right. so right.
i forgot to mention bob was using mine as a "rocket ship." i found it in his closet once, on, batteries nearly dead, sputtering...
Eek! Yeah, one day she's going to look back on this ... and she'll be cringing too.
Ahahahhaha.
If I had one, my mother-in-law could find it in 10 minutes flat. (She can tell when a person's hiding something.) So my "test" wouldn't be the boy, it would be HER! Which OY!
But that's a really funny story but mostly because it didn't happen to me. heehee
I was reading some of your previous posts.
YOU ARE GOING TO BLOGHER!
SQUEEE.... OH MY GOD! I CAN'T WAIT TO MEET YOU. (Sorry for the yelling, I'm just super excited.)
I was reading some of your previous posts.
YOU ARE GOING TO BLOGHER!
SQUEEE.... OH MY GOD! I CAN'T WAIT TO MEET YOU. (Sorry for the yelling, I'm just super excited.)
Hahaha!
And even funnier is 2amsomewhere's suggestion of how horrified she'll be later...
mine found a similar device, but was too young to speak very well. I have since moved it. :-)
don't own one, the Catholic won't completely wash out, owning one would be like premeditated masturbation.
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