Note to self:
If you have rubbed your husbands back with "odorless" Ben Gay and you THINK you have thoroughly washed your hands..
Stop.
Wait an hour or so before you wash your face.
You'd think I had learned this lesson before...
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Oh, I made this same mistake after rubbing down my wife's back, and thanks to the menthol, my eyes were itchy and... well I don't have to tell you what happened next.
At least you didn't touch Le Vagine. Ouch.
yeah, don't masturbate after making fresh salsa, either. ;)
I've rubbed my eyes after just such an episode and lived to regret it.
lol at Mitzi.....yes, I have had this Ben Gay/eye experience a time or two myself...you WOULD think I would learn, wouldn't you?
Oh god. Dave did this -- smeared Tiger balm all over my back and then immediately adjusted his balls.
I shouldn't laugh, right? After all, I did put Magic Shave on my face two days in a row.
Also beware of removing contacts after cooking with jalapenos.
Bad flashback. Ba-aa-ad.
But a good reminder not to repeat history.
A friend of mine once had a romantic incident involving Hot Wings fingers. I put it in the book.
I remember that lesson. Stayed with me. Not you, though, apparently.
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