Me (walking to pool) : It is Hot as the devils ballsack. Maybe even the taint behind the devils ballsack.
Given, of course, that the devil is male. Which one would presume given the monikers assigned to it - the "prince of darkness", for example. Or "Lord of Flies". I guess that if he were female, more androgynous monikers would be given. Yeah, I am pretty sure the devil is male.
Emily (walking next to me): Are you talking to me?
Me: No. Just thinking.
Emily: You're Weird.
At 2:12 a.m., the people present at the pool that day awoke with the complete understanding that what they had been swimming in was not water.