Too much of a good thing

Monday, November 14, 2005

We have now accomplished four times of our prescribed “20”.

I wish that I could tell you all that each encounter has been a loving and glorious experience, but after 15 years…..Not so much.

There was a time, long ago, when we would have sex a lot. I mean a lot. Like three times a day on the weekends. But, you know how it is. Kid, laundry, ballet, good television… you just want to LAY DOWN and not have any expectations proverbially thrust upon you.

On Saturday night I yelled: “I Can’t do this tonight! I think I’m starting to Chafe!”

Who says the romance is dead?

6 Baleful Regards:

JenfromBoston said...

whenI first read that - I'd thought you'd "done" all *20* - and I was thinking, "what is this woman? some kind of machine?"

Nancy said...

I thought the same thing as Jen. I was impressed and amazed.

I can totally relate. Married 9 years now... 2 kids...

roo said...

I actually thought you'd said you'd done the prescribed twenty, times four. I was like, "Holy shit, they've had sex eighty times in one week!"

But four times is still impressive...

Cindy said...

If your hubby only knew you blogged this stat, your dog house would need central heating to get you through the winter. However I can totally relate to the DON"T TOUCH ME feeling. I sometimes wish I had a separate bedroom I could opt to on nights when I truly wanted to be left alone....
Married ten together for 16......

Erica said...

Hey, at least you are really trying!!

I remember the first few months of dating with me and hubby. It was so romantic. We would stare into each other's eyes, the sex was, you know, amazing and really something to look forward to. I actually cared back then about how my underwear looked.

Now? Well, last night I woke him up about five times to tell him he was breathing too loudly, and I couldn't sleep. All I wanted to do was tell him to sleep on the couch but I decided that was too evil. He wasn't even snoring!! Poor guy...

ETA: Ok, I've tried to post this comment three times-perhaps I've gone stupid. If it posts more than once, I am really sorry.

mothergoosemouse said...

"Chafe"? I'm dying here.

Four times in one week? With sore balls? I am impressed.

 
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