"The cheese grater isn't meant for your skin"

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Hey, you think - where did that other post go?

Well, it has moved over to Mommybloggers. If you didn't read it, go check it out now.
Ms Eden K (Fussy) was featured this past week, so it was a bizarre and timely meeting of the cosmic minds.

So for now, I leave you with this.

Me, tonight at dinner:

"If you don't stop that ninja shit, you're going to have to leave the table."

followed with

"That also includes the dancing and gyrating."

I expect to add:
"Don't fork yourself in the eye"
and
"Try not to drink the Hot sauce"
soon.

7 Baleful Regards:

Mommy off the Record said...

Hey, that was a great post. Just left you a comment over there on the other site.

Bobita said...

My oldest son, who clearly has a touch of the ADD, stands beside me as I prepare dinner and it sounds a little something like this...

Mom, why are you using that fork? Jay, what are doing with that truck? Faffi, how did you get that stool over here? Mom, why are you using that thing? What are you going to do with it? Are you making something with it? How are you using it? Mom, when is dinner going to be ready? Jay, why are you in the bathroom again? Mom, Jay is in the bathroom. Should I take him out? Can you come help me? He is reaching in the toilet! Mom, you should bring that fork over and we could splash in the water in the toilet! EEooooouuuu! That is just gross! Mom, do you think that is gross? ETC, ETC, ETC. (And this string of incessant questions is always accompanied by him bouncing on one foot, while shaking the other foot in the air...and of course, without taking one breath between questions!!)

Heh! I can thank my genetic stars for this one!! :)

mothergoosemouse said...

Hmmmm...I'm tempted to try to fork myself in the eye now. Just to see what it's like. Thanks.

Why didn't one of MY parents tell my brother to stop the Ninja shit or else leave the table? Dammit.

Elizabeth said...

I'll trade you Ninja shit for Ryan's incessant joke telling and Chris' burping and Nathan's inability to keep food on his fork, okay?

sweatpantsmom said...

Okay, were you talking to Terrance or Emily?

wordgirl said...

Cheesegrater on the skin...nice!

roo said...

We are not ninjas.

We are a hedge.

Please move along.

(This comment might make sense if you've read "The Tick"...)

 
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