But as to the debauchery I referenced earlier?
Here is something I found on my camera.
Apparently after 5 or 6 Mai Tai's, I can be persuaded to not only smoke....but do a series of Sun Salutations at quarter to 4 in the morning. So, take that Bitches who were talking smack about MommyBloggers. I didn't see any of your punk asses out there by the pool...
20 Baleful Regards:
I am so down with your dog, Dawn.
That is freaking impressive!
God, you rock so much I could lick you.
Stop licking yourself! Or are you sucking kneecap there?
I can't believe I missed you smoking and doing yoga! And look at you-dude. You are so...bendy.
I'm sorry I was running around like a crazy person and didn't just sit and bask in your fabulousness more. Next year, when I'm a jaded veteran of Blogher, we will definitely spend more time just hanging out. I'll bring extra cigarettes.
Ah, drunken yoga. Impressive. God, I wish I could have been there.
I can't believe that I missed out on the drunken yoga. I'm such a pussy. I kept flaming out after three drinks. I didn't do enough training.
Wow - you guys DID keep on going! After smoking a whole pack of cigarettes this weekend, I probably can't breathe to do yoga for another month. *cough*
It was so nice to meet you. You kept me in stiches. And I'll never look at a mango the same again...
Holy crap - that backbend. I can hear my own spine groaning in sympathy.
We definitely did not spend enough time together. Maybe that's because I went to bed at midnight after only two bottles of wine.
Next time!
6 cocktails and you still have good yoga form?! Nice.
"Your forty fucking five years old. Don't TELL me you don't know the difference between cooch and ass"
Remember that? Quite possibly the funniest words ever uttered the entire 4 days.
And clearly, my going to bed at 1am means I missed some shit.
(Where the hell are the shanking with a shiv lessons pix????)
This series of BlogHer pictures have made me laugh the most! Instead of "Hot" Yoga, you should start a Drunk Yoga craze.
when you begin the next class, I'd like to be alerted so as to sign up first.
that's my kinda yoga.
I've got the shiv shank photos. I'll be posting them in the next few days. Good lord what a night. I think I'm still recovering.
Now I'm sad I went to bed a 2:00.
I am so glad I go to meet you even though you have ensured that I will not be giving birth anytime soon!
You. are. hilarious.
Wow, is it wrong that you're really turning me on right now? Loved hanging with you. I need a lot more laughs like we had Friday night.
Partying 'til the wee hours and winding up with a session of poolside yoga - that's my definition of a superwoman. Now I have no excuse not to do my yoga practice tonight before I go to bed. "I'm tired. Wah." Tell it to Dawn, Bitch!
Y'all had way too much fun. You lucky bitches.
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