I clearly missed my language era...

Monday, September 18, 2006

Why the fuck didn't anyone tell me how awesome Deadwood is/was?

Cocksuckers.

15 Baleful Regards:

Lisa said...

I have a question of Vlad if you ever see him again.

Dear Vlad,
The man child of 4 years has decided that it is funny to pee on/in the bathroom wastebasket, the floor, walls and side of the toilet. Basically he hoses down everything that's NOT the inside of the toilet bowl. I've even made him get behind the bowl and clean it up once. It has not detered him in the least. Now I have three extremely stinky bathrooms. What do I do? Can I impale him, try to find a virgin to sacrafice to the urine gods or assume he's your son (I do believe he's pretty good with the pilaging...)

Signed - "Pissed" off.

TB said...

Dude, I totally did tell you. No one ever listens to me.

Of course you know it's over now. There will be a wrap up mini-movie next year, but you'll have to settle for the first three seaons on dvd or on demand.

Jess said...

I'm pretty sure I told you. 'Cause that's what I do.

Cocksucker is right.

Dawn said...

TB's is the reason I started to watch...She had it on in San Jose, and it piqued my interest.

So she is the poxy whore who started me on this...

And Jess...you are always right about TV and books, you cocksucking bitch.

Seriously, I think we should all start to talk like this, it could be really cathartic...

butterflylane said...

Only if I can start referring to my husband as TFC (that fucking cocksucker). I'm so mad at him right now that somebody better call Wu.

Nancy said...

Fuck yeah, talking like this is goddamned cathartic when you've had a shitty-ass day.

My hubby could have told all you cocksuckers about Deadwood and how fucking awesome it is. I wouldn't know because I haven't watched shit on TV in the last couple of years.

Brooke said...

this is a fucking great show for all cunts and non-cunts alike!
I want to be a combination of Trixie and Calamity Jane!

sweatpantsmom said...

Cocksuckers!

Hey you're right - I DO feel better.

Only wish I could put it in a sentence regarding 'Deadwood' but I've never seen the fucking show.

Feral Mom said...

I can't wait to check out Deadwood! It's next in line, after Veronica Mars and Lost (Seasons Deux, each).
Cocksuckers are cool

mothergoosemouse said...

Stacey and Travis have been trying to get us to watch it. I guess we'll have to rent it now.

Lori said...

Fuckin-A-Skippy, Fuckin cocksuckers and cunts. Wow! That did feel good. I've never watched deadwood, but I see now I will definetely have to check it out. Was that something that ran on HBO or am I thinking of 6 ft. under or something like that?"

Mom101 said...

THE BEST!!

But I'm like 8 episodes behind, so with that, I'll avert my eyes from the comments and slink away until a later date.mom

wordgirl said...

Deadwood? DEADWOOD??? I haven't even seen "Lost". I'm the last person in Western Civilization who hasn't seen "24"....except for the Luddites. And the Amish. Don't forget the Amish.

Her Bad Mother said...

Wordgirl - I have not seen 24. I know. I came to Lost, like, a year after everyone else. And now, I suppose, I must try to keep up and watch Deadwood.

Motherfucking late adopter, that's what I am...

Jess Riley said...

I love Deadwood. And now it's gone. GONE, I TELL YOU. HBO is nothing but a gang of dirty cocksuckers.

 
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