You know you have been married a long time when your spouse comes in during one of your shows and when he moves one of the pillows on the bed you shout:
"Stop fucking with me!!!"
I should have had that written in my marriage vows- "I Terrance do solemly swear not to fuck with my wife Dawn when she has found a comfortable spot in bed and is watching a television show"
His response: "That's very sweet"
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