I called home last night for my traditional "I"m on my way home and I should be arriving in an hour" phone call. This is also when the "what's for dinner" conversation occurs.
Terrance: "Do you want the Steak? With the peppers?"
Me: "Yeah, that's fine, I'm not that hungry."
Terrance: "Do you want anything else with that? Vegetables?"
Me: "No, The steak and peppers is fine."
Terrnace: "No other vegetables? Perhaps some...........................Peas?"
Me: "No, Peppers are fine, I don't need......HEY! Are you still trying to get me to eat your ball icing peas?"
Terrance: "Maybe I am."
Oh , he is a funny one, that husband of mine.
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Oh, a wise guy, eh?
Stay away from the peas!
Do you think maybe he's trying to use the "Peas" thing to indicate he's interested something else ball or ball-related? (i.e., when J's interested in some intimate action he might use a euphemism to describe it...)
p.s. -- thanks for the gift ideas, I think I'm going to take your suggestions!
Ball icing pees? I'm honestly scared
Ball icing peas. Classic. But perhaps you should save that particular bag to be used to ice down any other unfortunate injuries.
I would still eat the peas. But then again, my mother was a horrid cook. She would make spaghetti and put uncooked rice in it to "bulk it up." So we'd have crunchy spaghetti. For mac and cheese, she'd only use half the package of cheese. THen she'd save them and buy the cheapest noodles she could get and use the rest of the cheese on them. For years, I though mac and cheese was Supposed to be runny and white and tasteless. I could go on and on. And I HATED spaghetti. Probably why I can pretty much eat anything today.
Yes, I totally think he was trying to get me to think about his scrotum. It's a dude's version of foreplay.
You know, there is nothing sexier than hearing the word "scrotum".
Give peas a chance, man.
I thought you already ate those peas!!! How many bags of vegetables did he contaminate with his ball sweat?
After the first episode of eating the ball icing peas, do you mean to tell me that you did not throw out the rest of the package?
I think Dawn likes ball icing peas.
We had peas and corn for Dh's ball icing, didn't eat any of it.....
Sadly, I bought 3 packages for the icing, and as I don't eat peas ( or cook) I don't have any concept of what is IN the Freezer. I do plan on throwing them out today....once I de-ice my damn door.
Husbands...are....so...funny!
I'm still stuck on the prospect of my Husband offering to make me a steak. I don't know that I'd care what he offered with it. Mmmmm, red meat....
Those peas would be scrotumcious! Or should I say, scro-yum-cious?
I can't believe that roo said scrotumcious. Please say that to Terrance tonight, I will die.
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