Any doctors in hizz-ouse?

Sunday, January 29, 2006

How can you tell when a plea to:

"Touch my balls"

is a legitimate medical complaint, or a sneaky way to get some action?

Someone who shall remain nameless has been asking, claiming that he is having pain. I am suspecting this is some elaborate scheme to allow this person to stand in front of another person with pants down and package displayed.

13 Baleful Regards:

Nancy said...

Hmm, I would be suspicious unless he could point to some reason that you could diagnose him by touching -- like an unhealed scar, or something warm to the touch, etc.

You could suggest getting him a new package of the ball-icing peas?

Lisa said...

I'm with Nancy, and buy him some new "ball peas". Actually, though if my hubby would say that, I would totally do it. Because, ehy, why not? :-) You might be able to get out of a few chores that way.

Lisa said...

I'm with Nancy, and buy him some new "ball peas". Actually, though if my hubby would say that, I would totally do it. Because, ehy, why not? :-) You might be able to get out of a few chores that way.

Kristen said...

If they are hurting, I don't know why he would want you to hold them. Do you have some type of hidden talent we all need to learn? LOL.

spiderweed said...
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mama_tulip said...

Sorry. That was me. I was signed in under my hubby's account.

I suspect you are right. Tell him to go see a doctor and then see how much pain he claims to be in.

jen said...

in my house we call that "tuesday night".

Elizabeth said...

Could he really have post-vasectomy pain? Maybe a nerve is getting pinched or something? I'm just looking for the benefit of the doubt here, cause otherwise I would questions"someone's" motives.

V said...

Eyebrow up...and waiting for a verdict.
Does he say the same to the doctor??

halloweenlover said...

Hmmm, it is indeed suspicious. Maybe get him a mirror instead ; )

madge said...

A direct request? Oh, no. He can do SO much better. I'd like to think that "someone" might have been able to come up with something a little more creative, like, "You've GOT to feel this. There is the weirdest rash down there." Then he could yell, "SUCKA!" and segue right into the actual desired outcome of the plea.

I make it a policy to deny all bald-faced requests. I like to make 'em work for it.

Dawn said...

He is going back to the doctor on Thursday for a check up. It might be real, but the phrase kills me.

"Honey - Check my Balls", was never on the list of the romantic come-on's I envisioned

mothergoosemouse said...

All I know is that there is no way in hell I'm ever going to be able to convince Kyle to get a vasectomy, not after I have relayed all the ball-icing stories. This one just ices the cake.

 
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