And now, for something completely different

Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Dear Person who came to my site with this Search Phrase:

"what do I have if I am throwing up blood"

Jesus Holy Living SHIT!! GO TO THE HOSPITAL!! CALL 911!!!

I'm no expert, but it could be ebola or bird flu or something.

I think you are infecting me by even READING my blog!!!

I am squirting anti-bacterial purell all over my keyboard...

12 Baleful Regards:

Sugarmama said...

I've got to start checking my search phrases, too. This is hilarious!

halloweenlover said...

I just cracked up out loud in my office. People are going to come by and check if I'm doing work.

Nancy said...

I guess because I'm not listed in any public directories no one has come to me through any search phrases. Which is a shame, because the entertainment potential is unlimited (cowboy pajamas? tacky sweater vests?)

Lisa said...

Wow. I agree with you. EEeeeewwwwww!

roo said...

What I want to know is: when did you post about throwing up blood?

TB said...

I'll confess, I'm the one who entered that search phrase. I'm not feeling so good. I think I got hold of some bad clams and the Mylanta doesn't seem to be working.

Beth said...

you know what search phrase i received?

"pot belly stomach hanging over jeans."

WTF?!?!?!?

Can they actually *see* me now, too?!?!?

Diana said...

how can i find out how people are finding me? (I'm a total blond when it comes to this blogging stuff- i mean i can write but god knows it stops there!)

halloweenlover said...

You caught me. It was the moldy salad I ate this morning.

Blurgh.

marshatm said...

Yes, please tell to me what this thinga you call, uh, 'Search Phrase.'

No snickering. I'm a remedial blogger, yes I am.

mothergoosemouse said...

You are killing me. Literally. I am sitting at my kitchen table, coughing up a lung as I laugh my head off. Perhaps I should call 911 too.

mothergoosemouse said...

All right, so someone from NH just found me via a search for "head throbs, headache bend over". Was that you? Go to the hospital, why doncha?

 
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