Dear Person who came to my site with this Search Phrase:
"what do I have if I am throwing up blood"
Jesus Holy Living SHIT!! GO TO THE HOSPITAL!! CALL 911!!!
I'm no expert, but it could be ebola or bird flu or something.
I think you are infecting me by even READING my blog!!!
I am squirting anti-bacterial purell all over my keyboard...
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
11 Baleful Regards:
I've got to start checking my search phrases, too. This is hilarious!
I just cracked up out loud in my office. People are going to come by and check if I'm doing work.
I guess because I'm not listed in any public directories no one has come to me through any search phrases. Which is a shame, because the entertainment potential is unlimited (cowboy pajamas? tacky sweater vests?)
Wow. I agree with you. EEeeeewwwwww!
What I want to know is: when did you post about throwing up blood?
I'll confess, I'm the one who entered that search phrase. I'm not feeling so good. I think I got hold of some bad clams and the Mylanta doesn't seem to be working.
how can i find out how people are finding me? (I'm a total blond when it comes to this blogging stuff- i mean i can write but god knows it stops there!)
You caught me. It was the moldy salad I ate this morning.
Blurgh.
Yes, please tell to me what this thinga you call, uh, 'Search Phrase.'
No snickering. I'm a remedial blogger, yes I am.
You are killing me. Literally. I am sitting at my kitchen table, coughing up a lung as I laugh my head off. Perhaps I should call 911 too.
All right, so someone from NH just found me via a search for "head throbs, headache bend over". Was that you? Go to the hospital, why doncha?
Post a Comment