Toasted Cheese Ravioli's - One BoxBottle of Spanish Wine - One
Small Chocolate Cake with Real Frosting- One
One Tube of "Pore Firming mud mask" and LOTS of Advil Liqui-gels
One Husband and Father, in New York on Business.
Getting through all the food and then thinking,"God, I hope my period comes soon, cause I am going to kill somebody"..Priceless
21 Baleful Regards:
Dude, I am SO THERE. Except my particular weaknesses today were baklava (for breakfast, along with a bagel), thai food, and a double chocolate brownie. Red wine instead of white. Tools of the trade: super duper concealer and calming cream to soothe the angry red face. And semi-seclusion to protect my family from my attitude.
Oh my god. Please let me hang out with you this weekend. Please.
Oh I hear ya. Can you pass me a piece of that cake? I'll share my Hershey's bunnies with you...
Just got mine, and Lordy, I do not want to think of a time before Advil Liquidgels. How did we manage before those precious green jellies of liquid sanity. How did I walk erect before them? Accept No Substitute is what I say.
I want to come play over your house. mmmm, cake. wine. cheese.
(I aslo gave myself a facial last night due to The Havoc)
p.s. the first 2 letter of my word verification thing was "RX". Coincidence? I think not.
Good GOD. Breaded ravioli!?! I think the skies just opened and the angels are playing their trumpets because that looks like heaven, period or not.
OH MY GOD!!!! You are soooo funny! I think I may have peed myself laughing OUT.LOUD. at your posts.
My kids LOVE that ravioli, if they get any after I've had MY way with it!!
Ice car races? Are you from Minnesota?!
I'm so excited to find your blog. Very, very, very funny!!
The marinara totally counts as a vegetable. And the wine and chocolate cake should help with everything else. At least with Terrance out of town you don't have to worry about getting all logical and bringing up all the things that never bother you any other time of the month until he asks you what your problem is. Or maybe that's just me.
Save me some cake, okay? I'm on my way.
Mmmm, sounds like my kind of husband-free weekend. Except that I ate half a pint of Haagen Dazs Rum Raisin ice cream for lunch, and there will be cocktails rather than wine with dinner...
And paper plates - you gotta add in paper plates!!!
That combo is priceless.
I'm sorry but the more I look at this, the more I'm convinced you need to make this your screensaver/wallpaper.
That ravioli and sauce look delicious. I've got Cadbury dark chocolate-can I come over?
And Advil Liqui-Gels are the SHIT.
This post made me totally hungry. Fried ravioli, wine, and chocolate cake...does it get better than that? I think not.
(Are those frosting seashells on the cake?!?!)
While I feel nothing but compassion for your husbandless, pre-menstrual state, I really just need to know where to find those ravioli thingies. Pretty please.
I LOVE bachelorette night. For me, when the husband's away, it's Chef Boy-ar-dee, jug o'red wine, and finally being able to watch American Idol in peace.
Who needs a period? I eat like that all the time ;-P
(I'm only half joking, you know)
Oh. Yum.
Am salivating at the ravioli/wine combo. They should sell that at McDonalds as the real Happy Meal.
Those ravioli's look GOOD! I'd also like to say that I LOVE proactive. Love it so much that I pay even more money to have it shipped to me in Canada! It is fantastic.
I am dying laughing. That is awesome. I am sooo with Jen on the Advil Liquigels. I don't know how we survived before them either, and now the doctor suspects that I might be allergic. It is like being shown the most fabulous product ever and having it rudely taken away. Sigh.
Well, mine's been ding-danging around for the past week, trying to decide whether she's going to get serious or not. It's really fucking irritating. Irritating enough to make me drink cake and eat wine.
I'll be right over.
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