Suck it, Wilma

Tuesday, October 25, 2005

Hey Weather-Deity. Why all the hate? My state turned blue in the last election. The northeast loves them some Democrats!! I “get” the whole destroy the Southeast thing, but Come on! My septic system is falling apart and no one likes to start their day with eau de shit as they walk out to their car. Let’s give the rain thing a rest. Nnnnnkay?

Foliage, schmoliage. They are all on the ground wet now. Suck it tourists.

I drove right up to the Dunkin Donuts drive through today!

I got my “Writing well in the best revenge” shirt from in the Mail. I plan on wearing it to the American Girl fashion show. Suck it uber-Mom’s.

I got to hear “Gold Digger” twice on the radio this morning. Because I ain’t saying she’s a gold digga. But I am that white girl.

I love Steven Colbert and his show. Anything with a screaming eagle of freedom rocks. And that is where yesterday’s blog title was lifted from. Gotta give the man his props.

Today I feel better, Thanks for the love Internet friends.

5 Baleful Regards:

Anonymous said...

so I wonder how many uber-moms are gonna ask you to explain your shirt.
Got me some Van. Spice coffee today. LOVE.
what time is Colbert's show on? have to check it.
peace out in your treehouse.

Anonymous said...

stupid frigging weather. Fall is the best season and now? With the rain and shit? Betrayal.

Not cool, mother nature.

Anonymous said...

Glad you're doing better today, except for the weather. But a direct shot through the Dunkin' drive through line (no getting out of the car to slip and slide on wet leaves) is heavenly.

Table4Five said...

LOVE the Colbert Report (important to pronounce it "Ray-pore"). It's on Comedy Central at 11:30pm, right after The Daily Show.

I thought that post title sounded familiar, couldn't remember why. That whole bit with Colbert and Stone Phillips was hilarious!

Anonymous said...

Yeah, screaming eagles rule.

That and gnomes. Gnomes rule, too.

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