Desperation...and a Smokin' Hot Mama

Saturday, April 08, 2006

Desperation = Inviting the children from the mobile home for a play date because frankly, after two weekends of being alone with your child you have run out of things to talk about which don't involve an expletive.

Consternation = Picking them up at 1:30 and saying "when do you want them home..." and then trying not to look shocked when the family says "We'll pick them up at 7:00."

Accomodation + Exhaustion= Deciding to order Chinese food for everyone, cause dammit, you are not cooking anything.

Contemplation = Can I drink a glass of wine before the family picks them up and NOT look like an alkie? Probably not. Then I guess the 35 year old rum from Guatemala is out too.

Elizabeth Wearing my Apostrophe T-shirt....which I also wore to Walmart today. Lets' just say that no one "got it" at the Walmart.

But Elizabeth is smokin.....

8 Baleful Regards:

Anonymous said...

I love expensive rum. Like, a lot.

Elizabeth looks supa cute in your tee.

Also, something WONDERFUL came in the mail today. E-mailing you.

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHAHA That's great... Nicely done on the shirts.

noncommon said...

Fabulous freakin' shirt!!! should i be embarassed to say that i still sometimes get confused on the ' thing? but if i saw you in Wally World, i'd get it! and then i'd come up and shake your hand!

Mom101 said...

Love the tees! I'm with you on the grammar nazis.

Kristi said...

I always feel guilty if I suggest a 3 hour playdate. But jeez.... 6 hours later! And dinner included! You're a better woman than I. I would definitely have mentioned that was running into the all important cocktail hour and did they mind if I swigged back a few.

Lisa said...

HOly cow. That's one long playdate. Are they going to reciprocate soon?

Also, LOVED, LOVED, LOVED the t-shirt.

Table4Five said...

Aww, thanks Dawn! That picture doesn't do justice to the fact that the shirt made my boobs look FANTASTIC.

Next time I model one of your shirts I'll have someone other than my 9 year old take the picture.

Anonymous said...

You are a good woman for having that playdate.

And Elizabeth is a hot mama.

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