My Pukey Puppy

Vacation highlight:

You are sitting by the pool after a long day of Park wrangling. Your child is showing off for her best friend. She takes in too much pool water. She gags. She vomits. In one of the two resort pools.

This means the pool has to be shut down to be de-pukified and cleaned for 24 hours.
You sense that the resort management isn't thrilled. You finish your margarita in your room.

"Please don't puke in the pool" enters your lexicon of phrases you never thought you would say.