Something you won't see at "Gimlet Eye"

Sunday, May 14, 2006

A search engine directed a reader here with the phrase:

"best ass tease"

Alas, I was only number three in this catagory, but I'll take what I can get.

And thank you, skanky reader, for giving me both an odd compliment and the desire to shower.

13 Baleful Regards:

Beth said...

i would have to put that search firmly in the "compliment" category.

i only get people looking for naked LazyTown pictures.

*shudder*.... must take shower

oshee said...

Very funny. I don't get any interesting searches.

jen said...

I jsut got "white man's overbite dance".

yeah, read it and weep, ladies. FACE!

Nancy said...

Honestly, what would you be expecting if you searched for that?

Actually, never mind. Forget I asked that. I really don't want to know or I'll definitely have to shower.

Feral Mom said...

"Best ass tease" sounds positively well adjusted compared to "sucking momma's titty" and "grandpa porn." Good lord, people!

C.ELLA said...

OK, I know I'm showing my internet ignorance, but how do you know how people found you?

mama_tulip said...

The two I keep getting are "mom porno" and "how am I going to die".

Lisa said...

I need to get that kind of stat counter on my site. But honestly, I'm a bit nervous as to what people might be searching for! I once googled "Easter crackpipe" and got my own site though!

Lisa said...

I need to get that kind of stat counter on my site. But honestly, I'm a bit nervous as to what people might be searching for! I once googled "Easter crackpipe" and got my own site though!

TB said...

I've always thought of you more as a titty tease myself, what with you flashing them to everyone in the neighborhood and all.

Her Bad Mother said...

I get a lot of disturbing-ish searches (what with 'bad mother' and 'bad ladies' and all). But last week I got 'big boobies blogspot.'

I was sorta pleased.

Swishy said...

OK, how many people can say THAT? That is classic!

Diana said...

Were you voted for Best Ass Tease in high school? Instead of being Most Studious...Most Organized...now we know

 
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