Who needs cocaine when you got sugar?
Monday, May 22, 2006
YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE??? BIRTHDAY CAKE!!! I LOVE BIRTHDAY CAKE!!! I LOVE BIRTHDAY CAKE EVEN MORE WHEN IT ISN'T MY BIRTHDAY!!!
I LOVE FROSTING!!!! DID I MENTION THAT I AM A DIABETIC AND SHOULDN'T EAT SUGAR?? CAUSE IT MAKES ME CRAZY AND THEN I PASS OUT IN A COMA WHEN MY SUGAR LEVELS PLUMMETT!!
WHHHHOOOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOOO! I LOVE BIRTHDAY'S AND BIRTHDAY CAKE!! I GO TO THE "REAL" BAKERY'S IN TOWN AND BUY THE "EXPENSIVE" CAKE CAUSE IF I AM GOING TO BLOW IT OUT, I WANT THE REAL SHIT. DON'T GIVE ME NO FAKE WHIPPED CREAM SHIT. I WANT THE BUTTERCREAM ALL SUGAR, MADE WITH SHORTENING CAKE.
THE PURE DOMINICAN CANE!!! WHITE GOLD!!!! SUGAR!!!!!
AND NoW I CAn STart TO feeL THE SugAR WEArinG OFF anD WONder how much LONGER tHE higH IS going TO LAST.......
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18 Baleful Regards:
Oh, yeah. Hoo baby. It's a drug. It most certainly is a drug.
I'm totally wit you. Real whipped cream is a MUST.
You saw that I put 2 pounds of sugar and 1 pound of butter into the frosting on my son's cake, right?
Anytime you need a buttercream fix, just fly down here and I'll whip us up some in a bowl . . .
You are a hoot! My husband is diabetic. Those dropping blood sugar levels are awful. Knocks him out cold. I bet you are sleeping well tonight. LOL
The cake looks YUMMY!
do you and emily have the same birthday? a day apart? or am I confused, maybe. (she is wearing the same shirt, so not sure if from same night)
Oh yeah. Whoever said kids don't get sugar highs was a moron.
Real cake is critical. It's like the nectar of the gods, only in solid form. If you're gonna go for the sugar high, best to do it with the real thing.
Emily looks so happy. Love her smile.
Mmm, real cake...
Happy Birthday, Emily. Your mom will wake up soon.
I have taken to eating Betty Crocker frosting right out of the tub lately. Jeff thinks I am disgusting. I think I am delicious.
Oh baby. You DID get the good stuff.... I need a "hit" of sugar too... Excuse my while I get into my car and run to a bakery....
Damnit, now I'm going to have to stop at a bakery sometime very.very.soon. Oh that looks soooo damn good.
oh, okay. so that's how you're going to play. I'll *see* your cake, Dawn, and I'll raise you - I'll raise you - yes. I've got it - I'll raise you cake-drenched-in-vodka.
hahaHA! take that! cake *and* booze! you'll never be able to resist.
(and for the record, I'm totally aware that the gratutious cake shot was for the sake of explaining how your daughter reacts to such delicacies. No need to furrow your brow at me thusly. but I - I just - -caaaake. sooo.. weeeeakkkkk... cake..sooo..pretttty...)
(white-coated specialists seen pulling vainly on lildb as she dry-humps giant photo of cake, only the whites of her eyes, covered in frosting, visible to on-lookers)
Mmmmmm...cake. If only they could make a bacon cake.
Emily is such a beautiful girl, Dawn! I know she has spunk, but she looks like such an angel!
Thanks for your note on my blog! I'm sure I'll be coming over here for advice A LOT.
Me, I'm an ice cream girl. And from the look of that shirt, your daughters got pretty good taste in ice cream as well. Buuuuuuzzzzzzzz!
That looks delicious. I am all about not wasting calories on crappy food. Either eat the good stuff or don't bother.
So who got the piece with the frosting roses on it? In my house, those go to my husband. And did I mention he works for a bakery supply company? Today for lunch, he tells me, he had a flaky apple strudel and a cupcake with frosting, nuts, and chocolate sauce on top. Dammit.
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